I’m known as the retarded family member

[Vermilioncore]

All my siblings know how to drive, swim and do normal stuff, but I don’t know how to swim. So when we all go swimming they have to keep an eye out on me and protect me like the character Eugene from the walking dead.

One time my girl, my family, my brother and his gf were all playing volley ball in the pool while I sat in my floatie with a beer. I finally decided to join and accidentally smacked the ball over the fence like a retard and they were like oh gee not again you downie

 

[Juandigomigo22]

We knowwwww bitch

 

[billymidnight]

Dw bro I don’t think your a retard

 

[<6PSLcel]

I wish I wasn’t the oldest brother tbh

 

[chimpkill]

All my siblings know how to drive, swim and do normal stuff, but I don’t know how to swim. So when we all go swimming they have to keep an eye out on me and protect me like the character Eugene from the walking dead.

One time my girl, my family, my brother and his gf were all playing volley ball in the pool while I sat in my floatie with a beer. I finally decided to join and accidentally smacked the ball over the fence like a retard and they were like oh gee not again you downie

then go and learn how to swim bro.

 

[Vermilioncore]

then go and learn how to swim bro.

I’m too scared. I almost drowned once. If someone wants to defeat me they just gotta fight me with water Jason typeshit innit

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

trick to float is use your mind

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

One time my girl

fakecel mogger

stop larping

 

[fukmylyf]

i'm the villain and the retard

 

[Vermilioncore]

fakecel mogger

stop larping

But I don’t know how to swim forreal

Getting pussy and girls is easier than swimming and sports

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

But I don’t know how to swim forreal

Getting pussy and girls is easier than swimming and sports

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