I’m late on my first day of school because I’m having bowl movements

[gigell]

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[Tortoisecel]

Just call in sick theory

 

[lifeless]

Tbh the 2nd day & 3rd are the most eventful. No reason to stress at all lol

 

[gigell]

Tbh the 2nd day & 3rd are the most eventful. No reason to stress at all lol

They are gonna scold me I’m still on the toilet

 

[gigell]

Tbh the 2nd day & 3rd are the most eventful. No reason to stress at all lol

Dude I have to shave

 

[lifeless]

They are gonna scold me I’m still on the toilet

Scold..? No offense but are you in middle school? Lol i missed the first day 2 times and literally nothing happened trust me teachers don’t get paid enough to care