im meeting my russian family, i need to ascend asap, help somehow pls

[fazehamster]

i need at least htn. idk what to do ive kind of been ldaring a bit, and i really need to reach like htn at least. im going turkey on april first and we will meet there as i cant come to russia atm because of the war. ive seen them in pics and they are all htn. also irl im awkward, like really bad, and i dont want to seem autistic in front of them. im actually stressing about this as much as i want to see my family im also scared because of my looks. my 'friend' at school 2 days ago told me im the most awkward person to speak to. i think between now and april im going to start practicing socialising at school so i can be normal when i meet them. im also going to hard leanmax and really do everything i can to even look a tiny bit better. something geniually has to change quick. if i cant do looks i at least need to do social. this is option 1.

option 2 is i go march 31st and quickly hardmaxx.

 

[Divineincel]

i need at least htn. idk what to do ive kind of been ldaring a bit, and i really need to reach like htn at least. im going turkey on april first and we will meet there as i cant come to russia atm because of the war. ive seen them in pics and they are all htn. also irl im awkward, like really bad, and i dont want to seem autistic in front of them. im actually stressing about this as much as i want to see my family im also scared because of my looks. my 'friend' at school 2 days ago told me im the most awkward person to speak to. i think between now and april im going to start practicing socialising at school so i can be normal when i meet them. im also going to hard leanmax and really do everything i can to even look a tiny bit better. something geniually has to change quick. if i cant do looks i at least need to do social. this is option 1.

option 2 is i go march 31st and quickly hardmaxx.

Russians are subhumans you will mog them regardless

 

[TheAncientMacedonia]

relax,retard
how old are u

 

[TheAncientMacedonia]

Russians are subhumans you will mog them regardless

where are u from ?
ugly gay loser

 

[fazehamster]

relax,retard
how old are u

15

 

[fazehamster]

Russians are subhumans you will mog them regardless

i wish i could believe u my life would be a lot easier

 

[Ozchyn]

i need at least htn. idk what to do ive kind of been ldaring a bit, and i really need to reach like htn at least. im going turkey on april first and we will meet there as i cant come to russia atm because of the war. ive seen them in pics and they are all htn. also irl im awkward, like really bad, and i dont want to seem autistic in front of them. im actually stressing about this as much as i want to see my family im also scared because of my looks. my 'friend' at school 2 days ago told me im the most awkward person to speak to. i think between now and april im going to start practicing socialising at school so i can be normal when i meet them. im also going to hard leanmax and really do everything i can to even look a tiny bit better. something geniually has to change quick. if i cant do looks i at least need to do social. this is option 1.

option 2 is i go march 31st and quickly hardmaxx.

dnr your pfp distracted me

 

[Deleted member 312487]

Russians are subhumans you will mog them regardless

You'll be humiliated when you meet 190cm Chad on public transport

 

[sympathy4thegrinch]

Russians are subhumans you will mog them regardless

God flips a coin when Russians are born

 

[Sacrifice]

i need at least htn. idk what to do ive kind of been ldaring a bit, and i really need to reach like htn at least. im going turkey on april first and we will meet there as i cant come to russia atm because of the war. ive seen them in pics and they are all htn. also irl im awkward, like really bad, and i dont want to seem autistic in front of them. im actually stressing about this as much as i want to see my family im also scared because of my looks. my 'friend' at school 2 days ago told me im the most awkward person to speak to. i think between now and april im going to start practicing socialising at school so i can be normal when i meet them. im also going to hard leanmax and really do everything i can to even look a tiny bit better. something geniually has to change quick. if i cant do looks i at least need to do social. this is option 1.

option 2 is i go march 31st and quickly hardmaxx.

Just pray they get bombed before they make it too turkey so they wont have to see your subhuman face

 

[CloudyCuck]

i need at least htn. idk what to do ive kind of been ldaring a bit, and i really need to reach like htn at least. im going turkey on april first and we will meet there as i cant come to russia atm because of the war. ive seen them in pics and they are all htn. also irl im awkward, like really bad, and i dont want to seem autistic in front of them. im actually stressing about this as much as i want to see my family im also scared because of my looks. my 'friend' at school 2 days ago told me im the most awkward person to speak to. i think between now and april im going to start practicing socialising at school so i can be normal when i meet them. im also going to hard leanmax and really do everything i can to even look a tiny bit better. something geniually has to change quick. if i cant do looks i at least need to do social. this is option 1.

option 2 is i go march 31st and quickly hardmaxx.

Just rope

 

[Divineincel]

God flips a coin when Russians are born

In 99% of cases russians turn out to be swarthy mongoloids

 

[fazehamster]

Just rope

I’ve got life aspirations why would I do something like that

 

[fazehamster]

Just pray they get bombed before they make it too turkey so they wont have to see your subhuman face

I like this part of my family more than my English they were my best friends when I used to go Russia every summer. Ur pretty dumb if you would think I would ever agree with you in hoping that my family gets bombed

 

[fazehamster]

God flips a coin when Russians are born

This is very true I can confirm they’re either htb or stacylite or ltn it’s very brutal as it makes ltn life in Russia even worse

 

[Sandriguez]

I like this part of my family more than my English they were my best friends when I used to go Russia every summer. Ur pretty dumb if you would think I would ever agree with you in hoping that my family gets bombed

did your grandma ever have the dolls that stack on each other? what material were they made out of.

 

[fazehamster]

did your grandma ever have the dolls that stack on each other? what material were they made out of.

Yes I have some at home in England. Tomorrow morning I’ll send you a picture because I don’t want to wake my family up when I go downstairs. They’re made out of this really lightweight wood it’s weird.

 

[Brava]

i need at least htn. idk what to do ive kind of been ldaring a bit, and i really need to reach like htn at least. im going turkey on april first and we will meet there as i cant come to russia atm because of the war. ive seen them in pics and they are all htn. also irl im awkward, like really bad, and i dont want to seem autistic in front of them. im actually stressing about this as much as i want to see my family im also scared because of my looks. my 'friend' at school 2 days ago told me im the most awkward person to speak to. i think between now and april im going to start practicing socialising at school so i can be normal when i meet them. im also going to hard leanmax and really do everything i can to even look a tiny bit better. something geniually has to change quick. if i cant do looks i at least need to do social. this is option 1.

option 2 is i go march 31st and quickly hardmaxx.

Bro is your family vasily stepanov?

 

[fazehamster]

Bro is your family vasily stepanov?

No

 

[Brava]

No

Wait are you Russian yourself?

 

[fazehamster]

Bro is your family vasily stepanov?

 

[fazehamster]

Wait are you Russian yourself?

I’m half russian half English but sadly sub5

 

[Brava]

I’m half russian half English but sadly sub5

Brooo L you aren’t a pure bred Russian. But atleast your half. Do you speak Russian? Nah but to ascend best thing you could do is heighmax through frauding and why do you gotta be mogging your own family biggest flex amongst family is height mogging them

 

[fazehamster]

Brooo L you aren’t a pure bred Russian. But atleast your half. Do you speak Russian? Nah but to ascend best thing you could do is heighmax through frauding and why do you gotta be mogging your own family biggest flex amongst family is height mogging them

I’m 6’0 on the dot pretty much I can speak alright russian but not the best cause I never really spoke much only when I was in Russia. But I have the hearing skill if someone who is fluent I understand everything people say I just struggle to then get those words out and pronounce correctly

 

[Brava]

I’m 6’0 on the dot pretty much I can speak alright russian but not the best cause I never really spoke much only when I was in Russia. But I have the hearing skill if someone who is fluent I understand everything people say I just struggle to then get those words out and pronounce correctly

Yo wtf are we the same person? Same height same ethnicity (except I’m full) where in Russia are your family? If you know. I speak it fluently tho.

 

[fazehamster]

Yo wtf are we the same person? Same height same ethnicity (except I’m full) where in Russia are your family? If you know. I speak it fluently tho.

They live in Moscow but my mum and her sister were born in kursk I think that’s what it’s called I can’t really remember. Do you eat борщ и щи. У меня сейчас компот внизу.

 

[Brava]

They live in Moscow but my mum and her sister were born in kursk I think that’s what it’s called I can’t really remember. Do you eat борщ и щи. У меня сейчас компот внизу.

I have family from Moscow too that’s crazy. Кончено брать как без борща
Компот is also really good. My main ancestry is from this city north of Moscow called Yaroslavl. I wanna go there one day. I’ve been to Moscow and some cities other I don’t remember.

 

[fazehamster]

I have family from Moscow too that’s crazy. Кончено брать как без борща
Компот is also really good. My main ancestry is from this city north of Moscow called Yaroslavl. I wanna go there one day. I’ve been to Moscow and some cities other I don’t remember.

After the war I’ll be coming back to Russia I wanna go St. Petersburg

 

[Brava]

After the war I’ll be coming back to Russia I wanna go St. Petersburg

Same I wanna go all over Russia it’s a cool country. I also wanna go to Novosibirsk I like the city it seems cool

 

[Rizzinator]

Can you hold your liquor?

 

[fazehamster]

Can you hold your liquor?

Huh

 

[Rizzinator]

Huh

Can you drink a lot of alcohol without passing out

 

[fazehamster]

Can you drink a lot of alcohol without passing out

Alcohol descend u brah

 

[Rizzinator]

Alcohol descend u brah

Yeah but you might impress your Russian relatives by drinking a lot of vodka, brah

 

[fazehamster]

Yeah but you might impress your Russian relatives by drinking a lot of vodka, brah

Ur just being racist and my cousins are 14 and 10 they don’t drink vodka

 

[Rizzinator]

Ur just being racist and my cousins are 14 and 10 they don’t drink vodka

How can they be 10 and 14 and already be HTN
Also do not disrespect their Russian culture you biggot, vodka is a prominent part of their heritage and national identity. You'd instantly become accepted by them if you bring a bottle of vodka and drink it in front of them like a chad

 

[fazehamster]

How can they be 10 and 14 and already be HTN
Also do not disrespect their Russian culture you biggot, vodka is a prominent part of their heritage and national identity. You'd instantly become accepted by them if you bring a bottle of vodka and drink it in front of them like a chad

Dnr u don’t even understand rep culture and each reply u say is more retarded than the other 14 htn in Moscow easily exist especially with girls as normally russian girls are better looking than the guys because of these favors like u said drinking smoking and just abusing themselves more

 

[Rizzinator]

Dnr u don’t even understand rep culture and each reply u say is more retarded than the other 14 htn in Moscow easily exist especially with girls as normally russian girls are better looking than the guys because of these favors like u said drinking smoking and just abusing themselves more

Rep culture? What do you mean by that
Okay, then don't drink vodka. Maybe you should just hit the gym more frequently before meeting them, get a nice haircut, and buy some new clothes, that should do the trick

 

[fazehamster]

Rep culture? What do you mean by that
Okay, then don't drink vodka. Maybe you should just hit

the gym more frequently before meeting them, get a nice haircut, and buy some new clothes, that should do the trick

 

[Rizzinator]

Just answer the question please

 

[fazehamster]

Just answer the question please

Just repping people that reply to you when ur having a 1 on 1 convo in a thread

 

[Rizzinator]

Just repping people that reply to you when ur having a 1 on 1 convo in a thread

Oh okay, good to know the social etiquette around here

 

[Ozchyn]

I’m half russian half English but sadly sub5

sub5? I let that pfp fuel all kinds of fantasies, and now all those dreams are gone

 

[ChrisFletcher]

russia

all htn

Yeah right

 

[fazehamster]

sub5? I let that pfp fuel all kinds of fantasies, and now all those dreams are gone

I’m still tight tho

 

[moonlit]

God flips a coin when Russians are born

lmfao