ranierean
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I sweat far too much and smell and have the stickiest, most rancid earwax imaginable. I wasn't ever good at school and completely shit the bed at STEM, my college fucking sucks. I don't know the language and can't ever go back because I don't have the papers for it. I've been told that I look like shit even by Asian standards, which is actually more brutal than it seems. They really hate me. I've aged quite poorly too. I'm fatter than I should be too, but I guess I only have myself to blame and maybe the alcohol. My hair is so bad that I wouldn't be able to pull off the Asian bowl cut even if I wanted to. My monolids aren't of the cool variety (as if that's a thing), they just blend into my face like a burn scar. Sometimes I wish I could be the stereotype through and through but somehow I am a bigger loser than that. Why can't I scam people and take shit that's not mine?