I'm new here, give me your worst (looking for basic advice)

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I'm 18, male, in college, wanna be chemical engineer, already have good grades, but no job. I have no life outside of studying and the gym.

I'm 5 foot 5 inches and have been ever since 8th grade. I'm viet so it makes sense, we're pretty damn short over there. I'm pretty fit, most people would say I'm "jacked" for my size since guys under five seven automatically get buff just thinking about dumbbells I guess.

I've got my skincare down - facewashing 2x a day, benzoyl peroxide, and a korean foaming cleanser. Toner + eye cream + salicylic acid + sunscreen. Retinol + aloe moisturizer at night.

I've got a giant ass forehead but my hairline has lowkey been clapped since I was young. Tried minoxidil with microneedling but i think im a nonresponder. Looking into getting finasteride and switching to rosemary or castor oil.

I look young for my age, since most people mistake me for being 16 or 17.

I feel like I'm probably an strong 5.8/10 in terms of looks with 5 being the average male. I'm probably more attractive than the average guy, but taking off points for my height would be a 5.1, but I'm pretty confident of my physique, fitness, and fashion or whatever. I dont really have trouble hooking up with girls I like, but I'm just really inexperienced so it never really goes anywhere. Most I've had are flirty dates. I can pull some pretty hot chicks, but I can't seem to keep them. Maybe I just need more money?

My side profile is horrendous. My chin is definitely receeded, but i've been mewing 2 years and have seen some maxilla growth. I'm gonna start thumbpulling, since I'm pretty sure that works, but lmk.
I think zygopulling is just like gua-sha or whatever and only gives you temporary effects, but I might try it. I'm mostly looking for actual improvement techniquest though. Everything on here is so gatekept and sarcastic its hard to tell.
I've been trying to bonesmash at a light volume around my lateral zygos, chin, and jaw, but I feel like its not gonna work. Will be moving to heavier/ more force once I get used to it.
I've tried squintmaxxing, but I dont think it works, but a buddy of mine says it does. Lmk if thats true.
I'm not too worried about my nose.
My eyes are definitely asymmetrical, and I've tried sleeping on my back for the past few months but its literally ruining my sleep schedule because I cant fall asleep unless I'm on my side. I really dont know what else besides surgery for asymmetry.
My mouth is also crooked. I'm not sure how to describe it, maybe I'm just chewing on one side too much. I've also got a like a puffy fat outing around my side lip area, though I'm not sure what it's called. Any advice appreciated.
I've also got sort of yellow teeth, but the dentist says my teeth are perfectly healthy otherwise. Zero complications besides the yellowness and slight overbite. Are white strips worth it?

What should I be focusing on? Is it over? Is 5 foot 5 really that bad?
 

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Pics.....

If your face isn't above average then at 5'5 would be pretty godamn rough
 
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One small thing I noticed is that your glasses size and shape don’t benefit you, other ones or wearing just contact lenses might look better
 
short normie with comically large glasses and a non-existent chin
you're good-looking enough to get a girlfriend and live a normal life
 

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