I’m no longer a poorcel

[Gengar]

As you guys know, a few days ago I didn’t even have €20 to my name. Since earlier this year, I‘ve been on welfare and getting €800 each month but now, they won’t allow me to stay on welfare because of university.

Sounds bad, right? Well… nope! I’ve requested financial assistance because I’m a university student with no real income and now I’m getting even more than what I got on welfare.

On top of this, I’m thinking of working again, and then I can live much comfortably. Technically, I don’t even need the job, but a little extra is always nice.

I’m going to get another €800 this month, and I’ve already gotten the financial assistance. I bought an iPhone recently with my brother’s credit card so I’ll have to pay him €500, I already transferred €250 a few days ago.

My poorcel days are over.

 

[Node]

Send me some money for tacobell

 

[acm]

the green in your username symbolises money, wealth and prosperity

 

[Jatt]

As you guys know, a few days ago I didn’t even have €20 to my name. Since earlier this year, I‘ve been on welfare and getting €800 each month but now, they won’t allow me to stay on welfare because of university.

Sounds bad, right? Well… nope! I’ve requested financial assistance because I’m a university student with no real income and now I’m getting even more than what I got on welfare.

On top of this, I’m thinking of working again, and then I can live much comfortably. Technically, I don’t even need the job, but a little extra is always nice.

I’m going to get another €800 this month, and I’ve already gotten the financial assistance. I bought an iPhone recently with my brother’s credit card so I’ll have to pay him €500, I already transferred €250 a few days ago.

My poorcel days are over.

buy me aqualyx beta ji

 

[The Grinch]

That’s good to know, i‘m happy for you

 

[Gengar]

Send me some money for tacobell

How much do you need?

 

[Gengar]

the green in your username symbolises money, wealth and prosperity

No, that’s a coincidence.

 

[Gengar]

buy me aqualyx beta ji

How much do you need?

 

[Node]

How much do you need?

20 bucks innit

 

[Jatt]

How much do you need?

10 x 8ml

 

[Gengar]

That’s good to know, i‘m happy for you

Thanks, man! I plan on saving now. In the past, whenever I had money, I’d blow it on food. I’d order from outside, and easily pay €50 each time I went. When I could have settled for a €10 dinner. And then I’d buy it almost everyday. I’ve spent thousands on food, when I could have had saved that much instead. I’m kinda stupid.

 

[Mogs Me]

Buy me peptides saar

 

[Gengar]

20 bucks innit

10 x 8ml

Ok, get me a gf and then I’ll get you what you want.

 

[Gengar]

Buy me peptides saar

Ok, get me a gf and then I’ll get you what you want.

 

[Node]

Ok, get me a gf and then I’ll get you what you want.

*puts on wig*

 

[iraqi]

As you guys know, a few days ago I didn’t even have €20 to my name. Since earlier this year, I‘ve been on welfare and getting €800 each month but now, they won’t allow me to stay on welfare because of university.

Sounds bad, right? Well… nope! I’ve requested financial assistance because I’m a university student with no real income and now I’m getting even more than what I got on welfare.

On top of this, I’m thinking of working again, and then I can live much comfortably. Technically, I don’t even need the job, but a little extra is always nice.

I’m going to get another €800 this month, and I’ve already gotten the financial assistance. I bought an iPhone recently with my brother’s credit card so I’ll have to pay him €500, I already transferred €250 a few days ago.

My poorcel days are over.

how niggas start moving after they first paycheck

now we can hardmaxx!!

 

[Gengar]

*puts on wig*

 

[Gengar]

how niggas start moving after they first paycheck

now we can hardmaxx!!

I’m gonna pay my gym membership with this, it’s time for me to start working out.

I’ve gotten too fat…

 

[iraqi]

I’m gonna pay my gym membership with this, it’s time for me to start working out.

I’ve gotten too fat…

whats ur major

 

[SplashJuice]

The bliss of living in a welfare state

 

[Gengar]

whats ur major

I’m keeping it a secret.

For now.

 

[iraqi]

I’m keeping it a secret.

For now.

ok

 

[Gengar]

The bliss of living in a welfare state

Definitely.

This surely wouldn’t happen in my family’s home country.

There I’d be sleeping in the streets.

 

[Gengar]

ok

It’s nothing personal. Need to keep some mystery, I always spill the beans normally.

 

[iraqi]

It’s nothing personal. Need to keep some mystery, I always spill the beans normally.

JFL i get it

can u remove the dogshit green nametag i will be received at 2k

 

[Notcel]

I’m going to get another €800 this month, and I’ve already gotten the financial assistance. I bought an iPhone recently with my brother’s credit card so I’ll have to pay him €500, I already transferred €250 a few days ago.
My poorcel days are over.

First thing you do when you get financial assistance is buy a iphone that you paid for with someone elses credit

 

[JohnDoe]

Back when i used to go to university, they used to give me like 1.8k every 3 months or so, half of that was free, half was loan. You are moneymogging me hard bhai, brutal.

 

[iraqi]

First thing you do when you get financial assistance is buy a iphone that you paid for with someone elses credit

buy lifetime vip

 

[Gengar]

JFL i get it

can u remove the dogshit green nametag i will be received at 2k

I don’t think I can change that.

 

[Notcel]

buy lifetime vip

Even worse

 

[iraqi]

Even worse

INV ME TO UR TEAM

 

[MaxorDie]

Proud asf of you bhai, going to uni, planning to hit the gym & getting money? What sparked this change in u. I remember when you were super BP and said u had no future

 

[Notcel]

INV ME TO UR TEAM

We’re still deliberating

 

[Gengar]

First thing you do when you get financial assistance is buy a iphone that you paid for with someone elses credit

No. I bought it on Thursday because I knew I’d get my welfare money later this month; I wasn’t sure if I’d be getting the financial assistance yet. However, it was approved a day later and I immediately got a nice sum of money in my bank from them. That’s why my brother asked me for the money (he has my bank account on his app as well, because sometimes he has no money whereas I do, and it’s easy for him to send himself the money from my account). Since the original plan was to pay him with the welfare money, I didn’t give him the full sum yet, and just half. It just so happened I got the financial assistance much earlier than expected.

 

[Notcel]

No. I bought it on Thursday because I knew I’d get my welfare money later this month; I wasn’t sure if I’d be getting the financial assistance yet. However, it was approved a day later and I immediately got a nice sum of money in my bank from them. That’s why my brother asked me for the money (he has my bank account on his app as well, because sometimes he has no money whereas I do, and it’s easy for him to send himself the money from my account). Since the original plan was to pay him with the welfare money, I didn’t give him the full sum yet, and just half. It just so happened I got the financial assistance much earlier than expected.

Do you not have a job?

 

[JohnDoe]

NL they give 800 euros NEETbux? without disability or additional? that's double UK
>iphonecel
oh yh gengar is a confirmed normie now, only autistic NEETs use samsung/android

 

[Gengar]

Back when i used to go to university, they used to give me like 1.8k every 3 months or so, half of that was free, half was loan. You are moneymogging me hard bhai, brutal.

Woah.. well, I’m not sure if I’m moneymogging, since I just got my first deposit haha. I’ll PM you.

 

[kebinGarnett]

As you guys know, a few days ago I didn’t even have €20 to my name. Since earlier this year, I‘ve been on welfare and getting €800 each month but now, they won’t allow me to stay on welfare because of university.

Sounds bad, right? Well… nope! I’ve requested financial assistance because I’m a university student with no real income and now I’m getting even more than what I got on welfare.

On top of this, I’m thinking of working again, and then I can live much comfortably. Technically, I don’t even need the job, but a little extra is always nice.

I’m going to get another €800 this month, and I’ve already gotten the financial assistance. I bought an iPhone recently with my brother’s credit card so I’ll have to pay him €500, I already transferred €250 a few days ago.

My poorcel days are over.

what are you going to school for?

 

[eBoy_]

As you guys know, a few days ago I didn’t even have €20 to my name. Since earlier this year, I‘ve been on welfare and getting €800 each month but now, they won’t allow me to stay on welfare because of university.

Sounds bad, right? Well… nope! I’ve requested financial assistance because I’m a university student with no real income and now I’m getting even more than what I got on welfare.

On top of this, I’m thinking of working again, and then I can live much comfortably. Technically, I don’t even need the job, but a little extra is always nice.

I’m going to get another €800 this month, and I’ve already gotten the financial assistance. I bought an iPhone recently with my brother’s credit card so I’ll have to pay him €500, I already transferred €250 a few days ago.

My poorcel days are over.

wow glad to hear it.

Do you live with your parents or alone?

 

[Gengar]

Proud asf of you bhai, going to uni, planning to hit the gym & getting money? What sparked this change in u. I remember when you were super BP and said u had no future

Thank you! I’m not sure what sparked the change… I guess it was multiple factors.

For the gym -> I’ve gotten fat (again), and I don’t feel like dieting only to lose it again, I’ve done that a few times already, so I’d rather do it in the most efficient way (dieting and gym will help me more in the long run).

For the uni -> I realized I can’t be a leech for all of my life, it’s crazy to think that I’m almost 30 and still, I’m basically in the same position as a high school senior.

For the money -> It’s just a nice side effect from going to university.

I’ve gotten student loans before, but I blew through it all. This time, I intend on being wiser with the money.

It’s true, I was and still am a nihilistic pessimist. But things need to change for the better, and I’m working to do that.

The goal is to get my degree, and I’ve healed from what made me sad all these years.

All praise to God.

 

[MaxorDie]

Thank you! I’m not sure what sparked the change… I guess it was multiple factors.

For the gym -> I’ve gotten fat (again), and I don’t feel like dieting only to lose it again, I’ve done that a few times already, so I’d rather do it in the most efficient way (dieting and gym will help me more in the long run).

For the uni -> I realized I can’t be a leech for all of my life, it’s crazy to think that I’m almost 30 and still, I’m basically in the same position as a high school senior.

For the money -> It’s just a nice side effect from going to university.

I’ve gotten student loans before, but I blew through it all. This time, I intend on being wiser with the money.

It’s true, I was and still am a nihilistic pessimist. But things need to change for the better, and I’m working to do that.

The goal is to get my degree, and I’ve healed from what made me sad all these years.

All praise to God.

Mashallah Bhaiya this is beautiful I really hope you can succeed and eventually stop rotting here, I feel so young compared to you (I’m js abt to be 17 lmao) but it’s inspiring to see u turn ur life around. Inshallah you succeed im proud of you

 

[Gengar]

Do you not have a job?

I did, from late August until last month, but I quit due to my insomnia and also because I had way more tasks than I anticipated, and it was draining as well; I had to socialize a lot everyday.. greet every customer that walks in, and have a conversation with them as they are paying for their items (I was doing the cashier work as well), stocking items, replacing price tags, getting to know the site of the job and where everything has to be. I was also expected to learn about furniture, and how to custom-make curtains, and also to cut them myself and whatnot. I didn’t know I had so many tasks… so that, coupled with my sleeping problems I thought it was better to quit.

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

the green in your username symbolises money, wealth and prosperity

it symbolizes this

 

[Gengar]

NL they give 800 euros NEETbux? without disability or additional? that's double UK
>iphonecel
oh yh gengar is a confirmed normie now, only autistic NEETs use samsung/android

Yes, €800 without disability. You aren’t getting it for free, you’re expected to send out a number of job applications every week, provide evidence for that; and have weekly meetings with a work coach, go through a training, etc. I have another appointment this week, and I have to go city hall for that. Haha I actually swing both ways, I also own Android phones.

 

[Gengar]

what are you going to school for?

You.

Can’t say publicly, got some people who’d love to doxx me so I don’t wanna say too much…

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

Thank you! I’m not sure what sparked the change… I guess it was multiple factors.

For the gym -> I’ve gotten fat (again), and I don’t feel like dieting only to lose it again, I’ve done that a few times already, so I’d rather do it in the most efficient way (dieting and gym will help me more in the long run).

For the uni -> I realized I can’t be a leech for all of my life, it’s crazy to think that I’m almost 30 and still, I’m basically in the same position as a high school senior.

For the money -> It’s just a nice side effect from going to university.

I’ve gotten student loans before, but I blew through it all. This time, I intend on being wiser with the money.

It’s true, I was and still am a nihilistic pessimist. But things need to change for the better, and I’m working to do that.

The goal is to get my degree, and I’ve healed from what made me sad all these years.

All praise to God.

good job vei! keep improooving

 

[Notcel]

I did, from late August until last month, but I quit due to my insomnia and also because I had way more tasks than I anticipated, and it was draining as well; I had to socialize a lot everyday.. greet every customer that walks in, and have a conversation with them as they are paying for their items (I was doing the cashier work as well), stocking items, replacing price tags, getting to know the site of the job and where everything has to be. I was also expected to learn about furniture, and how to custom-make curtains, and also to cut them myself and whatnot. I didn’t know I had so many tasks… so that, coupled with my sleeping problems I thought it was better to quit.

Damn, i hope your luck improves soon man, keep your head up

 

[Gengar]

wow glad to hear it.

Do you live with your parents or alone?

I live with my family, and yes you’re allowed to have up to five threads/posts deleted (didn’t want to bump the other thread).

 

[Gengar]

Mashallah Bhaiya this is beautiful I really hope you can succeed and eventually stop rotting here, I feel so young compared to you (I’m js abt to be 17 lmao) but it’s inspiring to see u turn ur life around. Inshallah you succeed im proud of you

Thank you very much bhaijaan. Bohat shukriya. It’s good that you’re young, it means you can learn from my mistakes. Don’t take any gap years, you’ll just get used to the NEET lifestyle and it can be very enticing to just drop everything and go back to that lifestyle. It’s part of the reason why I am just going now.. took me 10 years to get out of it. And in shaa Allah! Glad I could serve as an inspiration somehow.

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

Yes, €800 without disability. You aren’t getting it for free, you’re expected to send out a number of job applications every week, provide evidence for that; and have weekly meetings with a work coach, go through a training, etc. I have another appointment this week, and I have to go city hall for that. Haha I actually swing both ways, I also own Android phones.

weird, females are given allowance due to "equality laws" and they don´t have to prove shit to anyone
yet males are required the entire world to be given a slice of what femoids earn as a monthly basis for being leeches
"women most affected"