I'm no longer hand-holdless!!!

[Deleted member 99995]

So some of you may no that I was at a disco last night and got semi-plastered
But I met a girl and I had her on my lap and was making out wit her for a solid 30 mins before I had to leave because the bus had to leave early as there was word the guards (police) were coming to search buses.
I got her on snap and was talking to her all night. There's this festival kinda thing that happens near me every year and she told me she was going and we should meet up
So I went in an hour before her with my friends, then she an her friend came on the bus an I got one of my friends to two-man
We went to a shop before an got some drinks and fags, then they took us to this secret spot an we all sat an talked/made out
My friend an her friend stayed, but we wanted to go on. So when we went out an gone walking about, she reached down an we held hands, for like 2 miles lol js squeezing my hand
Js that lowkey gave me a hard-on

@delonisliterallyme @BimaxLaser @CopiumX @Schizotypalcel @ey88

 

[PsychoH]

Based.

 

[BimaxLaser]

If I dont have positive social experiences in the first week uni im going to overdose on heroin

 

[ey88]

Suifuel

 

[Deleted member 99995]

If I dont have positive social experiences in the first week uni im going to overdose on heroin

Plz don't bro

 

[BimaxLaser]

Plz don't bro

Whats the point of living atp, but we will see

 

[Mosh12]

Didn’t you also get a bj?

 

[delonisliterallyme]

good shit boyo
be careful about making it serious with her tho, your first heartbreak is gonna hurt like hell but it’s a canon event sadly

 

[FascisstChad]

Did your mommy hold your wittle bitty hand?

 

[Deleted member 99995]

Didn’t you also get a bj?

No I didn't in the end, I was too drunk an my bus was leaving early

 

[Deleted member 99995]

Did your mommy hold your wittle bitty hand?

yes

 

[Mosh12]

Did your mommy hold your wittle bitty hand?

 

[ey88]

good shit boyo
be careful about making it serious with her tho, your first heartbreak is gonna hurt like hell but it’s a canon event sadly

Really bad advice, you shouldn’t be scared of dating someone you like just because you’re scared you might break up

 

[Avertion]

Based.

I like the pfp

 

[Underdog9494]

Dnrd kys idc no tag no care

 

[Klasik616]

While me still khhv

 

[Avertion]

good shit boyo
be careful about making it serious with her tho, your first heartbreak is gonna hurt like hell but it’s a canon event sadly

Nigga no way you guys get “hurt” from petty breakups jfl

 

[Deleted member 99995]

Also we were sitting in a park wit my arm around her shoulder an her head resting on mine for like 30 mins
we were sitting watching tiktok an talking then she gave me her hair band

 

[Avertion]

While me still khhv

Socialise

 

[Underdog9494]

Socialise

Socialise bro... Socialise

 

[Schizotypalcel]

This tag ruined my day

 

[delonisliterallyme]

Really bad advice, you shouldn’t be scared of dating someone you like just because you’re scared you might break up

I’m not saying don’t date, I just want him to be really sure of his decision. I was stupid and inconsiderate when I rushed into my first relationship, I ignored all the red flags, and those red flags were the exact reasons for our breakup.
Just make sure you really want this relationship and you’re ready

 

[Avertion]

Socialise bro... Socialise

Pretty straight forward mate. Most girls are fucking whores, once you grow up and realise you don’t need to be a 6 ft 5 gigachad to get girls, you will get girls.

 

[BimaxLaser]

This is child porn btw

 

[delonisliterallyme]

Nigga no way you guys get “hurt” from petty breakups jfl

You’ve never been in love have you?

 

[BimaxLaser]

Pretty straight forward mate. Most girls are fucking whores, once you grow up and realise you don’t need to be a 6 ft 5 gigachad to get girls, you will get girls.

Not if you have bad skin cause its the biggest failio

 

[Underdog9494]

Pretty straight forward mate. Most girls are fucking whores, once you grow up and realise you don’t need to be a 6 ft 5 gigachad to get girls, you will get girls.

Just be confident bro

 

[Avertion]

You’ve never been in love have you?

Nope. Probably never will.

 

[Underdog9494]

Not if you have bad skin cause its the biggest failio

Easy to fix

 

[BimaxLaser]

Easy to fix

How would you go about fixing a large surface area of scarring on both cheeks than

 

[ben132794]

So some of you may no that I was at a disco last night and got semi-plastered
But I met a girl and I had her on my lap and was making out wit her for a solid 30 mins before I had to leave because the bus had to leave early as there was word the guards (police) were coming to search buses.
I got her on snap and was talking to her all night. There's this festival kinda thing that happens near me every year and she told me she was going and we should meet up
So I went in an hour before her with my friends, then she an her friend came on the bus an I got one of my friends to two-man
We went to a shop before an got some drinks and fags, then they took us to this secret spot an we all sat an talked/made out
My friend an her friend stayed, but we wanted to go on. So when we went out an gone walking about, she reached down an we held hands, for like 2 miles lol js squeezing my hand
Js that lowkey gave me a hard-on

@delonisliterallyme @BimaxLaser @CopiumX @Schizotypalcel @ey88

Chad tales

 

[Underdog9494]

How would you go about fixing a large surface area of scarring on both cheeks than

Just don't get scaring nigga not my problem you didn't do nuffin when you had acne

 

[BimaxLaser]

Just don't get scaring nigga not my problem you didn't do nuffin when you had acne

Thanks nigga extremely insightful

 

[Deleted member 99995]

This is child porn btw

you're all being arrested for dis

 

[Underdog9494]

Thanks nigga extremely insightful

Idk dermastamp and Megadose collagen or sum

 

[BimaxLaser]

Idk dermastamp and Megadose collagen or sum

Kys

 

[delonisliterallyme]

Nope. Probably never will.

then you have no idea how much a “petty” breakup can hurt someone

 

[noahwillascend]

So some of you may no that I was at a disco last night and got semi-plastered
But I met a girl and I had her on my lap and was making out wit her for a solid 30 mins before I had to leave because the bus had to leave early as there was word the guards (police) were coming to search buses.
I got her on snap and was talking to her all night. There's this festival kinda thing that happens near me every year and she told me she was going and we should meet up
So I went in an hour before her with my friends, then she an her friend came on the bus an I got one of my friends to two-man
We went to a shop before an got some drinks and fags, then they took us to this secret spot an we all sat an talked/made out
My friend an her friend stayed, but we wanted to go on. So when we went out an gone walking about, she reached down an we held hands, for like 2 miles lol js squeezing my hand
Js that lowkey gave me a hard-on

@delonisliterallyme @BimaxLaser @CopiumX @Schizotypalcel @ey88

Love that shit man.

 

[Avertion]

Not if you have bad skin cause its the biggest failio

i had acne for a while throughout the years and i still slayed a few foids. It sounds cliche but i’m just confident and i used to socialise a lot until got kicked out of a few schools and started living like a monk in the countryside.

 

[Underdog9494]

then you have no idea how much a “petty” breakup can hurt someone

I never understood love, i just can't really fall in love with girls i think their personality just to shit they like flowers n stuff

 

[Underdog9494]

i had acne for a while throughout the years and i still slayed a few foids. It sounds cliche but i’m just confident and i used to socialise a lot until got kicked out of a few schools and started living like a monk in the countryside.

Grey ramblings

 

[Avertion]

Grey ramblings

You’re just mad because i dnrd’d your megathread

 

[Schizotypalcel]

I never understood love, i just can't really fall in love with girls i think their personality just to shit they like flowers n stuff

fuck foids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Avertion]

I never understood love, i just can't really fall in love with girls i think their personality just to shit they like flowers n stuff

Exactly.

 

[axttt_]

welcome to ignore list faggot

 

[Underdog9494]

You’re just mad because i dnrd’d your megathread

What megathread

 

[BimaxLaser]

i had acne for a while throughout the years and i still slayed a few foids. It sounds cliche but i’m just confident and i used to socialise a lot until got kicked out of a few schools and started living like a monk in the countryside.

Thank you so much for sharing nigga

 

[Deleted member 99995]

welcome to ignore list faggot

Damn man

 

[diditeverbegin]

While me still khhv

Same

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

I’m gotten everything but virgin