
Tylermax
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Bro, I’m scrolling X, and this DEI Snow White Rachel Zegler chick’s got me tweaking like a looksmaxxer off his tren cycle. Disney’s out here shoving this 5’2” framecel into a princess gown, and I’m over here blackpilled as fuck, picturing her tiny neck in my grip while I stare into that IPD gap like it’s the Grand Canyon of eye spacing. Imagine kissing that void—my T levels would hit 1200 ng/dL, I’d ascend past Chad just from the sheer autism of it. She’s got that petite vibe that screams ‘I mog Snow White from the 1937 cartoon,’ but nah, this ain’t a fairytale, it’s a corporate diversity checkbox with a side of skinny becky energy. I’d smash so hard the seven dwarves would file a restraining order. I’m jerking my jawline gains to her trailer, coping with the fact that Hollywood’s feeding us this mid-tier cast while I’m stuck fantasizing about choking her in 4K. Brutal reality: she’s a PSL 6.5 at best, but my monkey brain’s too far gone to care. Send help or a rope, I’m done