Im peeing blood. What the frick. Male period?

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Okay hold up.
I took a shit right. When j was wiping my butt it had blood on it....

Now 3 minutes later. I just pissed a bjt of blood. Not alot but
. I pissed bright red blood for a solid 2 seconds... what is going on bruh
Why am i having my period??
All jokes aside google says peeing blood and pooping blud is a sign of cancer or some shit... over
Might call the doc tbh....
 
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Nigga stop reporting to incels on forums and go to a doctor
 
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Wtf is you doing mane
 
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Nigga stop reporting to incels on forums and go to a doctor
Ya but its like 5 am in the morning where i livre lol havent slept properly in a week
 
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:feelswhat:
 
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@Gaygymmaxx did u curse him
 
Okay hold up.
I took a shit right. When j was wiping my butt it had blood on it....

Now 3 minutes later. I just pissed a bjt of blood. Not alot but
. I pissed bright red blood for a solid 2 seconds... what is going on bruh
Why am i having my period??
All jokes aside google says peeing blood and pooping blud is a sign of cancer or some shit... over
Might call the doc tbh....
niggas would get stabbed and tell org before going to the hospital
 
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that's a sign that you're getting pegged bhai
 
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@Gaygymmaxx is always right
I was wrong tbh

(AND I PLACED A HEX ON HIM, SO ID BE RIGHT IN THE END!!! HAHAHA!)
1723426134087
 
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You will die soon.
 
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are you taking astaxanthin supplement by any chance?
 
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Actually go to doctor lmao
 
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Okay hold up.
I took a shit right. When j was wiping my butt it had blood on it....

Now 3 minutes later. I just pissed a bjt of blood. Not alot but
. I pissed bright red blood for a solid 2 seconds... what is going on bruh
Why am i having my period??
All jokes aside google says peeing blood and pooping blud is a sign of cancer or some shit... over
Might call the doc tbh....
It might be stomach issues or organ, maybe kidney idk, but about your butt, you might have hemoroids, it's ok bro nothing special, can go and check, it's best to know, it's very bad if blood is coming from your body, it's not healthy
 
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are you taking astaxanthin supplement by any chance?
Nah man
i think this is related to my lifestyle.
Constant cycle of staying up till 5 in the morning and waking up at 1 or 2 pm all i eat is ramen noodles all day and then whayever mom makes for dinner usually its healthy tho.
 
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Nah man
i think this is related to my lifestyle.
Constant cycle of staying up till 5 in the morning and waking up at 1 or 2 pm all i eat is ramen noodles all day and then whayever mom makes for dinner usually its healthy tho.
ramen noodles and your sleep can't cause ass bleeding
 
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Jaundice; you have kidney/gallbladder issues
 
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ramen noodles and your sleep can't cause ass bleeding
I knew it
The goth mommys were pegging me in my sleep... wow... they were pegging my hairy butt.... fuck those goth mommys.
 
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this is all @Gaygymmaxx fault
Baki cursed me hes a jew!!
Go fight a human sized insect you frikin jew!
Stop this dark magic nonsense!
 
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I'm sorry bro
Screenshot 20240812 071546 Chrome

I hope you get Heaven if it exists
 
Okay hold up.
I took a shit right. When j was wiping my butt it had blood on it....

Now 3 minutes later. I just pissed a bjt of blood. Not alot but
. I pissed bright red blood for a solid 2 seconds... what is going on bruh
Why am i having my period??
All jokes aside google says peeing blood and pooping blud is a sign of cancer or some shit... over
Might call the doc tbh....
You are going to day in 3 hours
 
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this is all @Gaygymmaxx fault
Baki cursed me hes a jew!!
Go fight a human sized insect you frikin jew!
Stop this dark magic nonsense!
What's ur life path?

I'll tell you how next incarnation will look 👍
 
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Idk that's what big man Gary says

He's a 33 though he's on the last one

Must be nice :feelswhat:
Who is gary?
And i wont reincarnate. Im not gonna fucking reincarnate. i dont care, fuck the archons they wont get me
 
Who is gary?
And i wont reincarnate. Im not gonna fucking reincarnate. i dont care, fuck the archons they wont get me
Might be possible

Just don't believe whatever is shown before you in moment of death :feelsmage:

They'll feel comforting, and seem to be trusted

But you have to maintain trust in your own self and nothing else. Not them :feelsmage:
 
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Might be possible

Just don't believe whatever is shown before you in moment of death :feelsmage:

They'll feel comforting, and seem to be trusted

But you have to maintain trust in your own self and nothing else. Not them :feelsmage:
Wow. What have I even done to deserve this. 4 nigga? Are you serious
I cant imagine a life where im gonna reincarnate without my current knowledge. I will be a normie NPC. I wont know the blackpill or how the world
truly works i will forget everything.

Who or what is gary?
 
Wow. What have I even done to deserve this. 4 nigga? Are you serious
I cant imagine a life where im gonna reincarnate without my current knowledge. I will be a normie NPC. I wont know the blackpill or how the world
truly works i will forget everything.

Who or what is gary?
That's what happened when you got here dumbass

Imagine this. But less lucky :feelshah:
 
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That's what happened when you got here dumbass

Imagine this. But less lucky :feelshah:
Wow. Thats better tho. hard times create strong men. I better not reincarnate as a fucking female.
will I still know shit like BP and my current knowledge. Not like literally my life but as in the shit thats
Important to know

U still havent answered my question nigga who is gary
 
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Wow. Thats better tho. hard times create strong men. I better not reincarnate as a fucking female.
will I still know shit like BP and my current knowledge. Not like literally my life but as in the shit thats
Important to know

U still havent answered my question nigga who is gary
Gg33
 
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What is blud yapping bout
Gary is "gg33" on youtube

Watch him run the numbers on omelge it does seem as though I mog him but I think he's holding back his power level :feelsmage:
 
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Gary is "gg33" on youtube

Watch him run the numbers on omelge it does seem as though I mog him but I think he's holding back his power level :feelsmage:
Ohhh okay
 
Nah man
i think this is related to my lifestyle.
Constant cycle of staying up till 5 in the morning and waking up at 1 or 2 pm all i eat is ramen noodles all day and then whayever mom makes for dinner usually its healthy tho.
I also go to sleep super later and wake up late like you, i have been for years. I dont have any problems
 
Okay hold up.
I took a shit right. When j was wiping my butt it had blood on it....

Now 3 minutes later. I just pissed a bjt of blood. Not alot but
. I pissed bright red blood for a solid 2 seconds... what is going on bruh
Why am i having my period??
All jokes aside google says peeing blood and pooping blud is a sign of cancer or some shit... over
Might call the doc tbh....
If you stopped stroking your shaft 7 times daily perhaps this wouldnt be an issue
 
Okay hold up.
I took a shit right. When j was wiping my butt it had blood on it....

Now 3 minutes later. I just pissed a bjt of blood. Not alot but
. I pissed bright red blood for a solid 2 seconds... what is going on bruh
Why am i having my period??
All jokes aside google says peeing blood and pooping blud is a sign of cancer or some shit... over
Might call the doc tbh....
are you taking any anabolic compounds like anadrol?
 

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