Alt Number 3
IT AINT EASY
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Basically today afternoon I did a really dangerous and extremely illegal action. So I was feeling hungry. There was nothing to eat in my house, because my mum is not buying any groceries and trying to starve me. This is understandable because I mowed down half her garden.
See:
I could walk to convenience store but it’s like 500 m away. I also failed my drivers test a week ago. My mum was away at work. So I grabbed the keys to the spare car.. but I can’t go detected because my dad looks at the cameras installed at my house while at work since he genuinely believes I’m mentally ill. But I’m not. So I carried out my insane bad boy plan of removing the server connection to the wifi to stop the live feed. Sure the cameras are still recording locally but he can’t see shit.
Incel: 1 boomer: nil
I got in the car, key in ignition and accepted the federal law I was breaking..
Holy fuck driving alone in the neighbourhood is so dopamine releasing. After 4 months of staying inside my home, true sunlight was blinding me and I almost crashed in to some trees.. Once my eyesight adjusted I was attempting bends at F1 speed and skill levels..
if @Pietrosiek was there he would’ve been proud and told me to fuck off.
I got there in 5 mins since I was doing 70 in a 50 zone. I almost crashed into some JB’s and young chads who were socialising and not looking at the road.. I honk my horn for 10 seconds, dropped the window and roast their upper eyelid exposure and aweful hip to waist ratios. They ran off in utter fear and probably posted on tikthot about scary inkles. I drove off like a crazed psychopath and almost ran over them again..
I arrived at the store and ordered some fries and coke. I face away from the cameras as I am now a wanted criminal.. I was pacing about and the recessed chink who was running the store look highly uncomfortable. In order to calm him down I stopped and looked him in the eye for the next 5 minutes.
It didn’t work, he became more distressed as I saw the sweat beads trickling from his forehead.
He gave me the fries and coke and I said thanks. He just bowed his head for some reason. I just left and got in the car.
On the way home, there were some grannies crossing the road, they took ages so I just stayed put and gave them way. They waved and smiled. it is an IOI?
Anyway I went home and connected the camera feed back to the wifi. I watched some YouTube videos while simultaneously bloatmaxing. My mum came way earlier than expected so I had to throw the fries out of my window. I could’ve picked it up but she was in the room for more than 5 seconds.
I just wasted $5
See:
I could walk to convenience store but it’s like 500 m away. I also failed my drivers test a week ago. My mum was away at work. So I grabbed the keys to the spare car.. but I can’t go detected because my dad looks at the cameras installed at my house while at work since he genuinely believes I’m mentally ill. But I’m not. So I carried out my insane bad boy plan of removing the server connection to the wifi to stop the live feed. Sure the cameras are still recording locally but he can’t see shit.
Incel: 1 boomer: nil
I got in the car, key in ignition and accepted the federal law I was breaking..
Holy fuck driving alone in the neighbourhood is so dopamine releasing. After 4 months of staying inside my home, true sunlight was blinding me and I almost crashed in to some trees.. Once my eyesight adjusted I was attempting bends at F1 speed and skill levels..
if @Pietrosiek was there he would’ve been proud and told me to fuck off.
I got there in 5 mins since I was doing 70 in a 50 zone. I almost crashed into some JB’s and young chads who were socialising and not looking at the road.. I honk my horn for 10 seconds, dropped the window and roast their upper eyelid exposure and aweful hip to waist ratios. They ran off in utter fear and probably posted on tikthot about scary inkles. I drove off like a crazed psychopath and almost ran over them again..
I arrived at the store and ordered some fries and coke. I face away from the cameras as I am now a wanted criminal.. I was pacing about and the recessed chink who was running the store look highly uncomfortable. In order to calm him down I stopped and looked him in the eye for the next 5 minutes.
It didn’t work, he became more distressed as I saw the sweat beads trickling from his forehead.
He gave me the fries and coke and I said thanks. He just bowed his head for some reason. I just left and got in the car.
On the way home, there were some grannies crossing the road, they took ages so I just stayed put and gave them way. They waved and smiled. it is an IOI?
Anyway I went home and connected the camera feed back to the wifi. I watched some YouTube videos while simultaneously bloatmaxing. My mum came way earlier than expected so I had to throw the fries out of my window. I could’ve picked it up but she was in the room for more than 5 seconds.
I just wasted $5
