I’m seething with rage right now

[Deleted member 20399]

Thinking about a reality where I don’t become famous and get my dick sucked in Malibu…. I literally cannot cope

 

[Vermilioncore]

take a plane from the airport. You’re in the states already it won’t cost much. Then once you land, book a slut for an hour and Uber to Malibu beach and get your dick sucked. All of that will cost less than $1000

 

[Deleted member 20399]

take a plane from the airport. You’re in the states already it won’t cost much. Then once you land, book a slut for an hour and Uber to Malibu beach and get your dick sucked. All of that will cost less than $1000

I don’t think an escort would agree to fuck me in public . I’d need a nice mansion overlooking the sea. How much would that cost to rent ?

 

[AlexBrown84]

why malibu

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

take a plane from the airport. You’re in the states already it won’t cost much. Then once you land, book a slut for an hour and Uber to Malibu beach and get your dick sucked. All of that will cost less than $1000

the plan is perfect tbh

 

[Deleted member 20399]

why malibu

Idk, but some place that looks like this video

Charisma Carpenter Sex Tape Video

“Buffy The Vampire Slayer” and 1990’s sex symbol Charisma Carpenter allegedly had the graphic sex tape video below leaked online. Before viewing this video let me warn you that in it Charisma Carpenter squeals like a pig while getting all three of her orifices plowed by some grunting buffoon...

celebjihad.com

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

cannot cope

You can always order some mc donald and chill at home with a slut

 

[Deleted member 20399]

You can always order some mc donald and chill at home with a slut

It’s not the same

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

It’s not the same

then go to malibu and rape someone

 

[Deleted member 20399]

then go to malibu and rape someone

No it has to a slut who wants me. Whether it cause I’m paying her or because of my celebrity status

 

[Vermilioncore]

I don’t think an escort would agree to fuck me in public . I’d need a nice mansion overlooking the sea. How much would that cost to rent ?

AirBnB for like a thousand a night.
With air fare, Uber, and all food and other things, you’re looking at 2500 to have your dream come true. Easy peasy

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

No it has to a slut who wants me. Whether it cause I’m paying her or because of my celebrity status

Then just do this and add a 1 day stay at an hotel on malibu beach

take a plane from the airport. You’re in the states already it won’t cost much. Then once you land, book a slut for an hour and Uber to Malibu beach and get your dick sucked. All of that will cost less than $1000

 

[Deleted member 20399]

AirBnB for like a thousand a night.
With air fare, Uber, and all food and other things, you’re looking at 2500 to have your dream come true. Easy peasy

I only have 1.2k

 

[Vermilioncore]

I only have 1.2k

Na you don’t even have that stop the cap poor dough boy you ain’t got shit but maybe 250

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Na you don’t even have that stop the cap poor dough boy you ain’t got shit but maybe 250

How do I get rich like you?

 

[Vermilioncore]

How do I get rich like you?

you don’t deserve it
ask god

 

[Deleted member 20399]

you don’t deserve it
ask god

God being @AlexBrown84 ?

 

[Vermilioncore]

God being @AlexBrown84 ?

Idk im just repeating what that dumb slut told you when you asked her why you didn’t get pussy bozo

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Idk im just repeating what that dumb slut told you when you asked her why you didn’t get pussy bozo

Where’s that thread where u complain about getting notifications for posts u don’t care about

 

[Bloatedcelbag]

Thinking about a reality where I don’t become famous and get my dick sucked in Malibu…. I literally cannot cope

Like E.R

 

[AlexBrown84]

you don’t deserve it
ask god

some are meant to be eunuchs to people like me and king solomon

 

[Vermilioncore]

Where’s that thread where u complain about getting notifications for posts u don’t care about

Where’s that thread where you asked why you didn’t get pussy tonight I cand find it

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Where’s that thread where you asked why you didn’t get pussy tonight I cand find it

U found it now where’s the one I asked for

 

[Vermilioncore]

U found it now where’s the one I asked for

I can’t even find it I’m looking though

 

[New Poster]

Malibu kinda sucks tbh. You want to live somewhere with a younger demographic. Malibu is for oldcels.