I'm Seriously Considering Wearing a Wedding Ring Whenever I Go Out in Public

[Part-Time Chad]

Because, every time I get debloated and look really good, I get a lot of attention from foids, and they get really resentful and vindictive towards me if I don't reciprocate. This becomes a problem because I'm often forced to interact with them (cashiers, waitresses, bank tellers, etc.) and they can fuck things up, or give me a hard time, in order to get back at me for scorning them. By wearing a wedding ring, at least I would have a legit excuse for not flirting and/or making eye contact with them and they won't think I'm an asshole because of it.

It's not like I don't want to reciprocate, mind you. It's that the debloating effect doesn't last long, and when it inevitably goes away, I'm either invisible to foids, or my face becomes downright ugly and they treat me like a pariah. Therefore, there's no point in reciprocating with foids during the times when I look good. It's better to just act neutrally towards them, and, by wearing a wedding ring, I would probably get away with it. Things would go much smoother.

Thoughts?


P.S.: Please don't misinterpret this as a "brag" thread. I already mentioned that my face gets ugly sometimes, and that's nothing to brag about. I'm just looking for a way to lower my stress and make my life easier.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I'm just looking for a way to lower my stress and make my life easier.

Ask yourself, do you really want that?
Because the answer is monkmaxxing

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Ask yourself, do you really want that?
Because the answer is monkmaxxing

No. In an ideal world, I would be a slayer. But given my volatile facial condition, I have to make the best of a bad situation.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

No. In an ideal world, I would be a slayer. But given my volatile facial condition, I have to make the best of a bad situation.

So you're retarded and don't want what you say, got it
Keep grinding goy

 

[Part-Time Chad]

So you're retarded and don't want what you say, got it
Keep grinding goy

Is there something wrong with your reading comprehension?

I said in an ideal world, I would be a slayer. But I can't be a slayer because my face unexpectedly changes throughout the day and I become ugly sometimes. Therefore, I have to settle for what I described in my thread.

Get it now?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Is there something wrong with your reading comprehension?

I said in an ideal world, I would be a slayer. But I can't be a slayer because my face unexpectedly changes throughout the day and I become ugly sometimes. Therefore, I have to settle for what I described in my thread.

Get it now?

Ok, but none of that relates to lowering stress or making your life easier, which was my point

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Ok, but none of that relates to lowering stress or making your life easier, which was my point

Yes, it does because, by wearing a wedding ring, I won't have to deal with foids' resentment when I don't flirt with them when I look good. I'll have the excuse that I'm married.

 

[Neucher]

does it work if you're below 18

 

[Part-Time Chad]

does it work if you're below 18

Doubtful. Too young to be credible. Girls will probably think it's a high school or college ring, or something JFL.

 

[Autisticbrokeass2]

What do you do to debloat your face that is so effective it makes you look that much better ?

 

[Part-Time Chad]

What do you do to debloat your face that is so effective it makes you look that much better ?

I don't usually do anything. It happens automatically and unexpectedly.