I'm showing signs of oldceldom

optimisticzoomer

optimisticzoomer

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Thinning temples, forehead lines (as recently pointed out by @Bitchwhipper2)

Age is catching up with me
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Be in harmony with it
 
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Not to mention mild tinnitus
 
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Still younger than @Looks over NT
 
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Bumo
 
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Still younger than @Looks over NT
Op is literally around my age. You are an alt of an oldcel so its ironic youre calling me oldcel. I look young for my age and recently got offered a teen ticket and i had to clarify i was over 18. I still have prettyboy looks and get perceived as a teen so im not oldcel
 
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consequences of being vegan
 
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Op is literally around my age. You are an alt of an oldcel so its ironic youre calling me oldcel. I look young for my age and recently got offered a teen ticket and i had to clarify i was over 18. I still have prettyboy looks and get perceived as a teen so im not oldcel
Is this Vincent Freeman?
 
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how old r u?
 
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I’m not an alt. I’m 18 while you’re double that
you’re larping as younger because you’re insecure about your age. Im way closer to 18 than 36. How did the meme of me being oldcel even start? Many og users are older than me jfl. I said i was oldcel a few times for shock value. Muh life ends after 16!
 
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you’re larping as younger because you’re insecure about your age. Im way closer to 18 than 36. How did the meme of me being oldcel even start? Many og users are older than me jfl. I said i was oldcel a few times for shock value. Muh life ends after 16!
You’re the same age as Vincent you hapa freak.
Why would I larp? I’m younger than you and that’s the truth. Meanwhile everyone here knows you have been rotting on this site for 7 years
 
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You’re the same age as Vincent you hapa freak.
Why would I larp? I’m younger than you and that’s the truth. Meanwhile everyone here knows you have been rotting on this site for 7 years
Ive been on this site for 5 years not 7, but i havent been posting consistently for 5 years. There are other ogs whove posted more consistently. I literally took extended breaks from this site. You havent even seen my face. @ranierean you know i look young
 
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Ive been on this site for 5 years not 7, but i havent been posting consistently for 5 years. There are other ogs whove posted more consistently. I literally took extended breaks from this site. You havent even seen my face. @ranierean you know i look young
- hapa freak with 70k posts on here including this account
 
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male prime is 27 to 57 yo
 
- hapa freak with 70k posts on here including this account
Most were made in a 1 year span, similar to @superpsycho but ok. Only vincent cares about who rots more anyway. I acknowledge i rot, idk why youre insulting me for it. Why would I talk to normies?
 
Most were made in a 1 year span, similar to @superpsycho but ok
Anyone with an IQ over 50 can tell you’re an alt of that hapa abomination. The fact that you think no one knows and keep larping tells me you’re even beyond retarded
 
Anyone with an IQ over 50 can tell you’re an alt of that hapa abomination. The fact that you think no one knows and keep larping tells me you’re even beyond retarded
You dont even know what i look like. I iq mog you to suicide since if you are an alt of bashan, you have a math disability (lol)
 
Op is literally around my age. You are an alt of an oldcel so its ironic youre calling me oldcel. I look young for my age and recently got offered a teen ticket and i had to clarify i was over 18. I still have prettyboy looks and get perceived as a teen so im not oldcel
Based. When do you think we will no longer be able to date 17 years olds.
 
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Based. When do you think we will no longer be able to date 17 years olds.
Depends on how young you look. If you age badly, then mid 20s; if you age well then late 20s-early 30s
 
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Depends on how young you look. If you age badly, then mid 20s; if you age well then late 20s-early 30s
Lifefuel. I was having a mental breakdown because I'm 19 already. Glad it's not over.
 
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Lifefuel. I was having a mental breakdown because I'm 19 already. Glad it's not over.
Didnt you say youre 20, or you rounded up?
 
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5’5 hapa, how bad can your life be? Keep coping however you want, it doesn’t change the fact that you’re an old manlet. And you don’t IQ mog me, that’s pure delusion. You’re 100 IQ, maybe a little above but not by much.
 
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5’5 hapa, how bad can your life be?
Youre 5’5 im 5’11.5
Keep coping however you want, it doesn’t change the fact that you’re an old manlet. And you don’t IQ mog me, that’s pure delusion. You’re 100 IQ, maybe a little above but not by much.
I went to a grammar school for gifted kids and won awards in math. Average iq at grammar schools is 120. I scored in the 99th percentile on standardized math tests. You have a math disability so you’re the complete opposite of me in math ability. Youre talking to someone whod bully you at school for being slow and incompetent at math. Actually, id never even be at the same school as your sped ass since we wouldve been separated early on due to the gap in our abilities
 
Youre 5’5 im 5’11.5

I went to a grammar school for gifted kids and won awards in math. Average iq at grammar schools is 120. I scored in the 99th percentile on standardized math tests. You have a math disability so you’re the complete opposite of me in math ability. Youre talking to someone whod bully you at school for being slow and incompetent at math. Actually, id never even be at the same school as your sped ass since we wouldve been separated early on due to the gap in our abilities
Do you seriously think I, or anyone who isn’t retarded, believe a word you say? I actually feel bad for you, hapa gook. I bet if anyone look you in the face irl they might get the urge to punch you immediately. You really need to work on your autism, maybe I can explain a few more things to you slowly because clearly it’s too hard for you to understand.
 
Do you seriously think I, or anyone who isn’t retarded, believe a word you say? I actually feel bad for you, hapa gook. I bet if anyone look you in the face irl they might get the urge to punch you immediately. You really need to work on your autism, maybe I can explain a few more things to you slowly because clearly it’s too hard for you to understand.
-retard
 
British men look the best in their late 30s with slight balding and wrinkles
 
brother what’s your lore? Why does everyone hate you
you're bound to get haters if you don't circlejerk with people and obey everyone on this godforsaken forum
 
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Ive been on this site for 5 years not 7, but i havent been posting consistently for 5 years. There are other ogs whove posted more consistently. I literally took extended breaks from this site. You havent even seen my face. @ranierean you know i look young
Why it’s written joined in 2025?
 
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Why it’s written joined in 2025?
because im on a new account. my first account was created in 2020, hence ive been on the forums for 5 years
 
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because im on a new account. my first account was created in 2020, hence ive been on the forums for 5 years
Yeah I often see older usernames with very recent profiles and very high post count
 
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