I’m small in all the wrong places

[Vermilioncore]

Small dick
Small wrists
Small height
Big belly
Big lips
Big eyes

If I could reverse those things, I would.

What a joke of a life

 

[Hardrada]

*puts hand on shoulder* "its not your fault" - judgeandjury

 

[Autismcel]

Larp

 

[Vermilioncore]

*puts hand on shoulder* "its not your fault" - judgeandjury

“I knew I could count on you.”

 

[Hardrada]

“I knew I could count on you.”

Didn't you already say that one

 

[Vermilioncore]

Didn't you already say that one

-raised fist like I’m gonna punch you and makes a grunting noise as if angry-

 

[Hardrada]

-raised fist like I’m gonna punch you and makes a grunting noise as if angry-

-discombobulates-

 

[Vermilioncore]

-discombobulates-

That’s what I thought

 

[Hardrada]

That’s what I thought

Take a hike

 

[Narcissus🥀]

*puts hand on shoulder* "its not your fault" - judgeandjury

Judgeandjury the type of guy to shake hands after paying an escort.