Im so fucked.. how do i larp being mentally healthy to school attendence officers?

[Dorogi]

Tommorow, well actually today i have to go talk to these fuckass feds for an hour for them to figure out what is wrong with me. Class mentor already thought there was something else going on in my life and kept telling me i could tell her if something else was at play. I really dont want to fuck this up because i discovered an email my mom sent to the fed thats going to be reviewing me which said that if i dont change my ways i will be placed in a "residential school program" (rough translation).

 

[alphamale82]

act normally & lie when questioned

 

[callard]

ur femboy obsession is a really serious mental illness

 

[бoiбoi1279]

Watch some normgroidian show or the news this evening then consume atrazine before going to the interview.

 

[Dorogi]

ur femboy obsession is a really serious mental illness

I cant talk about femboys anymore so now i have to talk about my shitty life

 

[BeanCelll]

wtat the fuck did you do

 

[Dorogi]

wtat the fuck did you do

Skipped school

 

[BeanCelll]

Skipped school

Could probably just get away with saying you don't like that shit idk

 

[LUKE546733]

Tommorow, well actually today i have to go talk to these fuckass feds for an hour for them to figure out what is wrong with me. Class mentor already thought there was something else going on in my life and kept telling me i could tell her if something else was at play. I really dont want to fuck this up because i discovered an email my mom sent to the fed thats going to be reviewing me which said that if i dont change my ways i will be placed in a "residential school program" (rough translation).

When they ask what problems there are and stuff like that make up a fake problem u don't wanna seem to happy and stuff or they'll get suspicious mix some truth with the lie

 

[ascend.exe]

woah dude, your him. The feds are scared of your truecel rage and power.

 

[Outlander]

Skipped school

And they take this shit that seriously? Crazy what a dystopian world we live in that schools now are even worse than when I went (they already sucked so much then)

 

[Dorogi]

woah dude, your him. The feds are scared of your truecel rage and power.

And they take this shit that seriously? Crazy what a dystopian world we live in that schools now are even worse than when I went (they already sucked so much then)

They are going to legally require me to stop being a NEET

 

[Rothschild]

They are going to legally require me to stop being a NEET

neet is life

 

[ascend.exe]

"residential school program" (rough translation).

also, a residential school?!!!!

im canadian and aint that where they killed all the natives. Dont go there!

 

[Outlander]

They are going to legally require me to stop being a NEET

How long have you been skipping school kek

 

[Dorogi]

also, a residential school?!!!!

im canadian and aint that where they killed all the natives. Dont go there!

I still dont know if thats supposed to mean a boarding school or a psych ward

 

[Uehdbwidbfngj]

Tommorow, well actually today i have to go talk to these fuckass feds for an hour for them to figure out what is wrong with me. Class mentor already thought there was something else going on in my life and kept telling me i could tell her if something else was at play. I really dont want to fuck this up because i discovered an email my mom sent to the fed thats going to be reviewing me which said that if i dont change my ways i will be placed in a "residential school program" (rough translation).

Why are you being examined

 

[ascend.exe]

I still dont know if thats supposed to mean a boarding school or a psych ward

hopefully not psych ward. What are you doing wrong??

like just not going to class r sumn

 

[Dorogi]

How long have you been skipping school kek

Since 2024 i first got in trouble with the government for it so thats 2 school years ago and i switched school twice in that time

 

[Dorogi]

Why are you being examined

To see if im just an asshole that skips school or if im mentally troubled

 

[Dorogi]

hopefully not psych ward. What are you doing wrong??

like just not going to class r sumn

Yeah i just skipped classes nothing crazy but they still treat me like a criminal jfl last time they put me in a room and this old fed (litarily a fed btw) gave me this whole yadayada about that ill have to pay a fine (i didnt) and id get in trouble and asked me if i did drugs and shit, than proceeded to leave me in the room for what seemed like an hour (lights eventually went of because i didnt move multiple times) to yap to my mom

 

[Outlander]

Since 2024 i first got in trouble with the government for it so thats 2 school years ago and i switched school twice in that time

So you haven't attended school at all since 2024 lol

 

[Dorogi]

So you haven't attended school at all since 2024 lol

I did but just very little. 350+ missed hours last school year and idk how many the year before but enough to get kicked out

 

[Outlander]

I did but just very little. 350+ missed hours last school year and idk how many the year before but enough to get kicked out

Lol I never skipped school much but I sure did hate school. What grade are you in?

 

[Dorogi]

Lol I never skipped school much but I sure did hate school. What grade are you in?

I have no idea how to translate grades but in the dutch system im in mbo 1 which is the lowest shit you can do. Before that i did mavo amd before that i did vwo (crazy downfall i know)

 

[Outlander]

I have no idea how to translate grades but in the dutch system im in mbo 1 which is the lowest shit you can do. Before that i did mavo amd before that i did vwo (crazy downfall i know)

Lmao, learned some new terms today from this.

But I meant what grade (like what year of school) you’re in not academic grade. Here in high school we have 9th-12th grade so 9th grade is typically 14-15 year olds, 10th grade is typically 15-16 year olds, 11th grade is typically 16-17 year olds, and 12th grade is typically 17-18 year olds.

 

[Dorogi]

Lmao, learned some new terms today from this.

But I meant what grade (like what year of school) you’re in not academic grade. Here in high school we have 9th-12th grade so 9th grade is typically 14-15 year olds, 10th grade is typically 15-16 year olds, 11th grade is typically 16-17 year olds, and 12th grade is typically 17-18 year olds.

but doesnt that depend on ur grades? Where i live we have the type of class (vmbo, mavo, havo, vwo) and than the year after for example last year i was in mavo 3 but since i did bad there i switched to a school i can directly get a job qualification. I guess im 11th grade than because im 16 but in elementary i did have to do over a year

 

[FlotPSL]

@Dorogi Why are you skipping school bruh

 

[Dorogi]

@Dorogi Why are you skipping school bruh

Ldar is to addictive

 

[FlotPSL]

Ldar is to addictive

What will they ask you?

 

[Dorogi]

What will they ask you?

I already went this morning. I larped as NT and told them i was working on my motivation and they believed me