I'm so Glad My Parents Reproduced

[negrocel_muel]

I'm so glad my parents reproduced, because if they had kids with anybody else I think I would genuinely come out ugly. My dad has insane Hunter eyes and manifolds and is 6'1 but he's kinda fat and although he has bones, he's kinda ogreish. My mom has big bug eyes but she has holy bones and holy harmony and is 5'6. The features from each parent cancel each other out leaving me with only the best features from both.

 

[imontheloose]

how does it feel knowing none of us give a flying monkey abt ur ape ramblings, son?

 

[negrocel_muel]

how does it feel knowing none of us give a flying monkey abt ur ape ramblings, son?

Racism, DNR

 

[imontheloose]

Racism, DNR

Chuddha wuz kang. How dare you. I am the least racist person in this forum!

 

[theinhibmaxxer]

I'm so glad my parents reproduced, because if they had kids with anybody else I think I would genuinely come out ugly. My dad has insane Hunter eyes and manifolds and is 6'1 but he's kinda fat and although he has bones, he's kinda ogreish. My mom has big bug eyes but she has holy bones and holy harmony and is 5'6. The features from each parent cancel each other out leaving me with only the best features from both.

Send some proof lad

 

[cristaking8]

I'm so glad my parents reproduced, because if they had kids with anybody else I think I would genuinely come out ugly. My dad has insane Hunter eyes and manifolds and is 6'1 but he's kinda fat and although he has bones, he's kinda ogreish. My mom has big bug eyes but she has holy bones and holy harmony and is 5'6. The features from each parent cancel each other out leaving me with only the best features from both.

Same I got most of best features from both and barely any bad features from them

 

[negrocel_muel]

Same I got most of best features from both and barely any bad features from them

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