i’m still thinking about that time i farted next to my oneitis

[GabachoCopium]

literally gets me so mad jus thinking about it

 

[g0op]

literally gets me so mad jus thinking about it

was it loud or quiet and stinky?

 

[GabachoCopium]

was it loud or quiet and stinky?

yes it was loud and stinky

 

[_MVP_]

Thats a good thing, i would Love my oneitis to smell my fart-stench.

 

[g0op]

yes it was loud and stinky

If your NT and social enough you can play it off. Or did she bug out about it cause it stank?

 

[GabachoCopium]

If your NT and social enough you can play it off. Or did she bug out about it cause it stank?

it didn’t really stink that much, it was a bit relaxed of a fart but it did hit hard, so she had no reaction to it, i don’t think she knew

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

That's good, you just showed to her that you're a present and confident alpha male not afraid of taking space.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

literally gets me so mad jus thinking about it

i would probably end it if that happened tbh

 

[GabachoCopium]

i would probably end it if that happened tbh

bro i had my airpods in so i didn’t know it was loud or not, i was trying my hardest to hold it in. but i failed

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

it didn’t really stink that much, it was a bit relaxed of a fart but it did hit hard, so she had no reaction to it, i don’t think she knew

She knew.

 

[GabachoCopium]

She knew.

STFU KYS,

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

STFU KYS,

Never began.

 

[GabachoCopium]

Never began.

funny enough after this happened i was just thinking about that song in my head for the rest of the day

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

funny enough after this happened i was just thinking about that song in my head for the rest of the day

You should be thinking about it. She's thinking about it too, because...

 

[GabachoCopium]

You should be thinking about it. She's thinking about it too, because...

i’m a sigma male i fart wherever i want

 

[vermillioncorefan]

bro i had my airpods in so i didn’t know it was loud or not, i was trying my hardest to hold it in. but i failed

ask her about it and get mad if she pretends to not remember

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

i’m a sigma male i fart wherever i want

I never fart because I have leaky gut from evil fasting + vape addiction. Too much risk.

 

[GabachoCopium]

ask her about it and get mad if she pretends to not remember

Nah i’m never going to bring that up, that’s crazy embarrassing tbh

 

[humanoidsub7]

did it once i dont care i know she'll never like me

 

[GabachoCopium]

I never fart because I have leaky gut from evil fasting + vape addiction. Too much risk.

sigma shit

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

sigma shit

Constipated bad boy

 

[GabachoCopium]

Constipated bad boy

the new wave

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

ask her about it and get mad if she pretends to not remember

That's funny asf blud

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

the new wave

The poo save

 

[GabachoCopium]

That's funny asf blud

fr ong blud hahahaha

 

[redmaxx]

Brapmaxx.org

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

fr ong blud hahahaha

Bluddy on the block think I take back talk? Bluddy thought, wrong, incorrectly.

 

[GabachoCopium]

why am i the most inspirational user?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Nah i’m never going to bring that up, that’s crazy embarrassing tbh

why did u do it in the first place jfl

 

[GabachoCopium]

why did u do it in the first place jfl

I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN!!!!!!!!!!

the farts u accidentally slip out are the ones ppl 100% notice
she’ll probably still suck ur dick just not as good

 

[GabachoCopium]

the farts u accidentally slip out are the ones ppl 100% notice
she’ll probably still suck ur dick just not as good

that sucks

 

[vermillioncorefan]

that sucks

as long as ur dick in her mouth it feels good

 

[GabachoCopium]

as long as ur dick in her mouth it feels good

it would be nice but i’m remembering that one time where one my acquaintances posted pictures of his girl sucking his dick on the snap gc it was very traumatizing and it’s quite unfortunate u have remembed me or this horrific moment

 

[vermillioncorefan]

it would be nice but i’m remembering that one time where one my acquaintances posted pictures of his girl sucking his dick on the snap gc it was very traumatizing and it’s quite unfortunate u have remembed me or this horrific moment

reminder that that nigga had his dick in his oneitis mouth and still was such a bitch he had to pull out his phone and send it to you instead of enjoying it lol

 

[GabachoCopium]

reminder that that nigga had his dick in his oneitis mouth and still was such a bitch he had to pull out his phone and send it to you instead of enjoying it lol

yeah fuck that nigga, and his dick was small as shit.