I'm stuck in Atlanta and can't help but feel Alex is stalking me - why did I book American Airlines? WHY!

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I've been walking around this fucking town since ten this morning. The last message from my gf, "šŸ¤£ keep that dick in your pants, punk." Brutal, rubbing this shit in.

An hour ago, I'm strolling along Peachtree and two black women pull up beside me. Judging their faces, at least upper teens, early twenties. The driver, sporting a blonde hair weave says, "Yo, grampa, wanna a ride?"

I'm like, "Grampa? Do you even know how old I am?" She bursts out a laugh as her scrawny friend donned lipstick while looking at her visor mirror. She shook her head.

"You look damn delicious, white boy," she said to my crotch.

"Yeah, yeah, I keep my protein intake balanced with Omega-3 and daily workou-" she interrupts.

"Wanna hang out with us?" the driver asked.

Her friend climbs over her, sticks her black head out of the car, and says, "We got a hotel room, you're good." She then undresses me with her blues and shouts, "Damn you fine!"

Shaking my head, right, fellers? These fucking Gen Zers are pissing me the fuck off! So I tell them, "I have a girlfriend, ladies, come on... don't do me like that."

The blonde weave exclaimed, "I got a boyfriend too!"

"And how would he feel if I was inviting you to a hotel room with my buddy?"

"He's at the hotel room waiting on us, silly!"

Then her friend said, "We got white."

The fuck, right? Now these hoes offering me drugs! I react, "Nah, I'm good."

"You gonna get pop-pop-pop, bitch!" The driver said. They both laughed and took off.

Fucking Christmas Eve in Atlanta is no way to spend the holidays.
 
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@recessedboyo @RecessedBoss fucking Christmas, right? I'm about to run back home to Alaska.
 
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