I’m surprised I haven’t killed myself

[Vermilioncore]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

 

[vincentzygo]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit

 

[copester2]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

dont

 

[Panzram]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

You are just a pussy (like me), many such cases.

 

[vincentzygo]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit

Thought i opened my camera for a second

 

[Vermilioncore]

You are just a pussy (like me), many such cases.

Yeah but you don’t have a small dick and shit looks like me do you buddy

 

[mirinturbolowinhib]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

This sad but funny as fuck at the same time

 

[geloo]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

learn how to do a backflip and your life will change

 

[Panzram]

Yeah but you don’t have a small dick and shit looks like me do you buddy

I am chopped in every respect except for dick, it is somewhat above average but it does not matter since it will never have the chance to matter.

 

[mirinturbolowinhib]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

What race are you?

 

[Gengar]

Are you me?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Are you me?

No because you have a big dick you said

 

[Gengar]

No because you have a big dick you said

I lol'd but that's not a good reason. Everything else I can relate to.

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

Same but normal height

 

[Vermilioncore]

Same but normal height

See? Everyone commenting has at least one good trait.

“Same but normal height”

“same but big dick”

“Same but chad face”

“Same but loaded with cash”

Yet here I am with shit luck in every part of existence. Why’d I have to be the sperm that won? I wish I lost that race….

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

See? Everyone commenting has at least one good trait.

“Same but normal height”

“same but big dick”

“Same but chad face”

“Same but loaded with cash”

Yet here I am with shit luck in every part of existence. Why’d I have to be the sperm that won? I wish I lost that race….

Yeah bro im joking im actually high chad 6'5 and 400 slays at 13 yrs old

 

[Chadmonger]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

no wonder you have 77 thousand posts

 

[sub5outsider]

blud think he is me

 

[Vermilioncore]

no wonder you have 77 thousand posts

yup be glad you’re a greycel with shit rep buddy

 

[Old Büll]

Me because I passed up prime pussy when I was in middle school

 

[Chadmonger]

yup be glad you’re a greycel with shit rep buddy

for sure

 

[velcel]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

give your life to Christ brother looks dont matter the personality and the inside matter more than that,trust me haha

 

[Chadmonger]

give your life to Christ brother looks dont matter the personality and the inside matter more than that,trust me haha

pack it up

 

[velcel]

pack it up

pack what mate?

 

[Chadmonger]

pack what mate?

pack up the religious slop

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

This used to be me now I’m everything else but ugly and unhealthy JFL.

 

[velcel]

pack up the religious slop

sorry but no mate god bless you haha

 

[Chadmonger]

sorry but no mate god bless you haha

pack up the religious slop unless youre gonna justify the belief

 

[Mitläufer]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

 

[Mitläufer]

sorry but no mate god bless you haha

What god

 

[Vermilioncore]

pack up the religious slop unless youre gonna justify the belief

sorry but no mate god bless you haha

throat fuck each other to death

 

[retinazer29]

i dont think being broke is unchangable even if ur talentless

 

[velcel]

pack up the religious slop unless youre gonna justify the belief

whatever you say mate hope you have a lovely life

What god

Jesus Christus Von nazareth

 

[Mitläufer]

whatever you say mate hope you have a lovely life

Jesus Christus Von nazareth

Wasnt he a schizo person thinking he was son of god

 

[Chadmonger]

whatever you say mate hope you have a lovely life

Jesus Christus Von nazareth

whats the evidence suggesting jesus is the god of classical theism

 

[velcel]

Wasnt he a schizo person thinking he was son of god

idk haha

 

[User28823]

 

[RXnd]

give your life to Christ brother looks dont matter the personality and the inside matter more than that,trust me haha

Holy shit kys god isn’t real

 

[Vermilioncore]

Holy shit kys god isn’t real

I thought Lancaster loved God buddy

 

[sexisdeath]

I have nothing just like you

 

[der_komische]

maybe you are the CHOsen one.

 

[karmacita901]

learn how to do a backflip and your life will change

just do a backflip theory (honestly its so rare to see people pull that off it might actually be a huge halo)

 

[RXnd]

I thought Lancaster loved God buddy

LancasteR never lived

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I’m ugly as shit. Short as shit. Dumb as shit. Dick is small as shit. Talentless as shit. Unhealthy as shit. Weak as shit….and more but I don’t feel like writing an essay.

I just know one thing: if anyone else woke up as me they’d hurry to their dressed put the Glock 43 in their faggot mouths and paint the wall with shit for brains

Despite “knowing” you for so long I can’t really tell too much about how successful you are

Judging by the fact that you’ve been rotting here forever I’m guessing not super successful but I honestly have no clue since some people said you are a Hispanic Chad

 

[velcel]

Holy shit kys god isn’t real

whatever you think mate and why should i kms while a have a great life lmao