I’m the first person to EVER say this

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I’m the first person to ever say this sentence:



You are probably gonna die from a foid facesitting on you and your parents are gonna come to the crime scene while your face is covered in foid slime and jizz is still coming out your dick while the foid who did it tries to explain to your parents and police that it was an accident and your parents are gonna feel uncomfortable with the whole thing while also grieving you while you still spurt the last drops of jizz your corpse can hold
 
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