I'm the new Jesus and i need 12 white brahs to be my disciples

[klip11]

Any volunteers?

@iblamechico @iblamexyz @pope @hopecel @optimisticzoomer ? Interested in being one of my 12 apostles

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

I am brahmin is that close enough

 

[klip11]

I am brahmin is that close enough

You can be a reserve apostle

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Any volunteers?

@iblamechico @iblamexyz @pope @hopecel @optimisticzoomer ? Interested in being one of my 12 apostles

Yes

 

[klip11]

Yes

Great. He will assemble on ascension peninsula

 

[vernier]

Jesus disciples were ethnics

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Jesus disciples were ethnics

We wuz ethnicz

 

[klip11]

Jesus disciples were ethnics

Ethnics are funny

 

[Aconite]

me me me

 

[ZakariyaFPLP]

Any volunteers?

@iblamechico @iblamexyz @pope @hopecel @optimisticzoomer ? Interested in being one of my 12 apostles

Can i be the joo who crucifys you when you have a big following.

 

[klip11]

me me me

Welcome aboard my child

 

[klip11]

Can i be the joo who crucifys you when you have a big following.

No.

 

[vernier]

Ethnics are moggers

True

 

[ZakariyaFPLP]

No.

Instead of giving blind people vision, can you give me and klimo a maxilla

 

[iblamexyz]

Any volunteers?

@iblamechico @iblamexyz @pope @hopecel @optimisticzoomer ? Interested in being one of my 12 apostles

smh bro

 

[Insomnia]

Yes bro please

 

[joao]

Any volunteers?

@iblamechico @iblamexyz @pope @hopecel @optimisticzoomer ? Interested in being one of my 12 apostles

I am disciple john the son of mary

 

[childishkillah]

As brown brah what can i expect from this?

 

[klip11]

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Mogs every 20-40 year old white brah in Europe. Every. Single. One.

 

[klip11]

As brown brah what can i expect from this?

You can be our servant.

 

[g4rlic]

Any volunteers?

@iblamechico @iblamexyz @pope @hopecel @optimisticzoomer ? Interested in being one of my 12 apostles

Do you looksmax nigga

 

[klip11]

Instead of giving blind people vision, can you give me and klimo a maxilla

Granted my child. I will also give hair to the bald and height to the manlet.

 

[childishkillah]

You can be our servant.

Brown brah can't win

 

[klip11]

Do you looksmax nigga

All of my 12 apostles will miraculously become gigachads

 

[Roquefort]

I am brahmin is that close enough

He didnt ask for blacky browns nigga

 

[foidletslayer]

Any volunteers?

@iblamechico @iblamexyz @pope @hopecel @optimisticzoomer ? Interested in being one of my 12 apostles

Suck me nigga

 

[klip11]

smh bro

Are you white? When it comes to my disciples, I am jbw only

 

[klip11]

Suck me nigga

You will be doomed to hell on judgment day

 

[foidletslayer]

You will be doomed to hell on judgment day

You’ll be subjected to sucking me off eternally in my concept of hell doobie

 

[iblamexyz]

Are you white? When it comes to my disciples, I am jbw only

I’m white brah

but don’t disrespect Jesus

 

[klip11]

You’ll be subjected to sucking me off eternally in my concept of hell doobie

You will be anally raped by Lamark Moore while you are giving a bj to Kevin Massey. But it won't be rape because you will be enjoying it.

After it's done, you'll make a thread on .org about how big the BBCs were and how they hit all your spots

 

[foidletslayer]

You will be anally raped by Lamark Moore while you are giving a bj to Kevin Massey. But it won't be rape because you will be enjoying it.

After it's done, you'll make a thread on .org about how big the BBCs were and how they hit all your spots

Dnr a single molecule, you’ll still be subjected to pounding this cock with your gigantic troon ass it’ll go so deep up your ass that it’ll create a new pocket universe where my jizz works as rain for the micro biological entities living in it

 

[DR. NICKGA]