Xangsane
Election day ruined by a ninja turtle
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IF I MOVED TO LONDON AND WORKED IN THE FINANCE SECTOR, OR ANY TOP JOB, I WOULD HAVE JUMPED OFF THE EGGPLANT BUILDING, FELIX BAUMGARTNER STYLE, SEEING THOSE 6'6 WASP OXBRIDGE TRUST FUND BABY CHADS WORKING FOR GOLDMAN SACHS. AFTER THAT, I WOULD TRANSFORM INTO TOMATO SAUCE IN CANADA STREET.
THOSE LADS ARE A "HIGHLY-EDUCATED" LTB'S MINIMUM REQUIREMENT BECAUSE ANY OTHER GUY WHO DOESN'T FIT THAT DESCRIPTION ISN'T A HUMAN IN THEIR EYES.
ALL FOIDS, ALL PSLS AND ALL ETHNICITIES, WHO GRADUATE FROM A UNIVERSITY, EVEN THE PSL 3 OBESE ONES, MOVE TO LONDON AFTER GRADUATION FOR A REASON. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS, AND THEY'RE 6'6 WASP CHAD OLD MONEY, FIT-BODIED BANKER ONLY. EVEN THE HQNP ONES AREN'T ALL GOOD GIRLS, THEY WERE GOING TO HIGH-END BARS TO GET DICKED DOWN BY 6'6 WASP BANKER CHAD WITH BLOND CURTAINS, HOPING AFTER THEY WILL COMMIT (JFL AT THOSE FOIDS WHO THINK THEY WILL, IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR HOOKING UP WITH THEM ANYWAY).
A 5'9, MIXED, LITTLE-BOY-FACED, INTROVERTED, AUTISTIC MANLET ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM.
I'M HAPPY I DON'T LIVE IN LONDON.
THOSE LADS ARE A "HIGHLY-EDUCATED" LTB'S MINIMUM REQUIREMENT BECAUSE ANY OTHER GUY WHO DOESN'T FIT THAT DESCRIPTION ISN'T A HUMAN IN THEIR EYES.
ALL FOIDS, ALL PSLS AND ALL ETHNICITIES, WHO GRADUATE FROM A UNIVERSITY, EVEN THE PSL 3 OBESE ONES, MOVE TO LONDON AFTER GRADUATION FOR A REASON. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS, AND THEY'RE 6'6 WASP CHAD OLD MONEY, FIT-BODIED BANKER ONLY. EVEN THE HQNP ONES AREN'T ALL GOOD GIRLS, THEY WERE GOING TO HIGH-END BARS TO GET DICKED DOWN BY 6'6 WASP BANKER CHAD WITH BLOND CURTAINS, HOPING AFTER THEY WILL COMMIT (JFL AT THOSE FOIDS WHO THINK THEY WILL, IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR HOOKING UP WITH THEM ANYWAY).
A 5'9, MIXED, LITTLE-BOY-FACED, INTROVERTED, AUTISTIC MANLET ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM.
I'M HAPPY I DON'T LIVE IN LONDON.
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