I’m writing up a bill called No Virgin Left Behind Act and will submit it to the eDog this month

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If the bill is passed, virgins 18+ will be allowed to have sex with a foid (18+) of their selection by calling a toll-free number at 1-800-GET-LAID. From there, a team of Marines is sent to him in an unmarked black van.

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They drive with him to the oneitis’s home. Once the subject is spotted, they blindfold her, hogtie her, and toss her into the van. Both parties are transported to Ascension Camp.

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There, she and the virgin are placed inside a room.

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The team leader will negotiate a price with her in exchange for deflowering the incel. If she rejects, “No man can buy me,” they carry her to the bed and undo the hogtie. They then strap her wrists to the posts. They choose a payment and throw the cash at her. They leave the room. He has 30 minutes to get ‘er done, son.

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Once the time expires, the team returns to the room. With a black marker, they draw an X on the incel’s forehead and one on her temple and one on the left area of her chest. They untie her hands and give her a fully loaded 9MM pistol.

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They leave the room. She has five minutes to do what comes naturally.

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They return. If neither party is unalive, they slap her twice. One with an open hand and the other with the back of the hand.

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They drag her to the van. They bring her to a ghetto neighborhood and toss her to the streets where damaged women belong.

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