Imagine a better life than this

[Lonenely sigma]

I was trying to imagine the best life possible.

My primary criteria was, obviously, that you had to be born good looking.

Then I looked at the historic background.

This is the result of my research.


The best possible life in history was that of a German chad who lived from 1912-1942.


I know this sounds stupid but just imagine this:

1) You were 6 when your country lost the biggest war so far

2) Obviously everyone around was in a terrible situation but you, being a German chad from a noble family, managed to have a good childhood

3) You grow up and become ultra-attractive, you marry a german Stacy and decide you will live with her

4) You slay your Stäcy from 1930 - 1940

5) after that you are recruited to slay some french soldiers

6) your country obliterates them, you return home to your wife and now 2 children in just 2 months

7) then you, and all your friends get sent to Russia

8) you see your country completely obliterate yet another country

9) You imagine your wife and you colonizing Ukraine

10) You start balding and losing SMV because you hit 30

11) Get shot before you go bald and your country loses the war


Literally the peak human existance.

 

[Deleted member 24278]

How can I have this

 

[Lonenely sigma]

How can I have this

Unless einstein's theory of general relativity is true, we can't go back kameraden

 

[Vermilioncore]

Unless einstein's theory of general relativity is true, we can't go back kameraden

what did you say about my theory bitch? mirin my sluts?

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Unless einstein's theory of general relativity is true, we can't go back kameraden

Let's rope asap

 

[longjohnmong]

just having extremely robust and resilient brain chemistry. that's it.