BigJimsWornOutTires
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Think about that title for a moment. Scheduling a world war ... is that possible? Well. See it as a business. Try not to think about death and destruction, but big business. Imagine having a company and you sell butt plugs. That's your only product which is also the name of your business—Butt Plugs. And you have a shitload of a medley of designs. But one day, a new business erects across the street. Genuine Butt Plugs. Ouch. They took the name of your business but added an adjective. And it worked! The customers are now going across the street to purchase their butt plugs. You're pissed off! But not much you can do about it because Genuine Butt Plugs have hypersonic nuclear missiles aimed at your business.
Years later, your competitor has made a shitload of money. And they now have a shitload more missiles pointed at your business. And they're seeking to expand into a butt-plug mall. They need your space. So they offer a buyout. You laugh and say, "I'm not selling my company to you lying perverted mimetic cocksucking thieves!" Ugh. They didn't care for your response. They then show you how powerful they are. They even show you that they outnumber your weapons and soldiers.
About now you should be wondering, "The fuck an adult novelty company is doing with weapons and soldiers, hypersonic nuclear missiles? Am I missing something here?" Touche.
Anyway, Geniune Butt Plugs have so much money, they have the audacity to schedule the demolition of your company if you don't sell by a certain date. "Sell us your company or we'll burn that motherfucker down along with everyone inside." Snapper crappers. That's a mighty fine threat there.
So you invest money into more weapons of your own. Also, you encourage your competitor's neighbors to help you defend against those butt-pluggers. However, one of their neighbors, Igor's Vibrators & Vodka can't be trusted. Something's terribly wrong with those people. But, unlike Geniune who strives for a mall, they're happy with what they have and rather be left alone. But they understand their neighbor one day will want their space too. So they collaborate with you at the same time, pretending to be besties with them. And it's difficult to say which side they'll favor when shit hits the fan.
Conclusion. China scheduled an invasion of the USA, Taiwan, Japan, Australia, Central America, and Canada for 2024/2025. They will attack regardless of what we do. Now we can cut off trade with them but that'll affect everyone in this nation including our allies and could lead to a much sooner conflict we rather prolong as long as possible. We have arrogant naive dipshits trying to negotiate with those stubborn mentally ill dragon people but it seems futile. They have suggested alternatives such as surrendering and disarming Americans so they can quietly without confrontation seize the USA. And ofc, our response was, "The fuck are you crazy? We're not surrendering, jackasses."
And their reaction is, "So be it. You all will die. We invade you! If you resist, we launch all missiles. You can launch back but we shoot down from orbit. Maybe few might hit us. But we big land with many people! You can't kill us all. But we can kill all of you. We rather not since you have resources. But we can't allow you to continue in this world created for Chinese people. This is our Earth. You our guests. You now evicted. If you surrender, we allow you to live BUT! We number you like German did to Jew people. We Beast."
Years later, your competitor has made a shitload of money. And they now have a shitload more missiles pointed at your business. And they're seeking to expand into a butt-plug mall. They need your space. So they offer a buyout. You laugh and say, "I'm not selling my company to you lying perverted mimetic cocksucking thieves!" Ugh. They didn't care for your response. They then show you how powerful they are. They even show you that they outnumber your weapons and soldiers.
About now you should be wondering, "The fuck an adult novelty company is doing with weapons and soldiers, hypersonic nuclear missiles? Am I missing something here?" Touche.
Anyway, Geniune Butt Plugs have so much money, they have the audacity to schedule the demolition of your company if you don't sell by a certain date. "Sell us your company or we'll burn that motherfucker down along with everyone inside." Snapper crappers. That's a mighty fine threat there.
So you invest money into more weapons of your own. Also, you encourage your competitor's neighbors to help you defend against those butt-pluggers. However, one of their neighbors, Igor's Vibrators & Vodka can't be trusted. Something's terribly wrong with those people. But, unlike Geniune who strives for a mall, they're happy with what they have and rather be left alone. But they understand their neighbor one day will want their space too. So they collaborate with you at the same time, pretending to be besties with them. And it's difficult to say which side they'll favor when shit hits the fan.
Conclusion. China scheduled an invasion of the USA, Taiwan, Japan, Australia, Central America, and Canada for 2024/2025. They will attack regardless of what we do. Now we can cut off trade with them but that'll affect everyone in this nation including our allies and could lead to a much sooner conflict we rather prolong as long as possible. We have arrogant naive dipshits trying to negotiate with those stubborn mentally ill dragon people but it seems futile. They have suggested alternatives such as surrendering and disarming Americans so they can quietly without confrontation seize the USA. And ofc, our response was, "The fuck are you crazy? We're not surrendering, jackasses."
And their reaction is, "So be it. You all will die. We invade you! If you resist, we launch all missiles. You can launch back but we shoot down from orbit. Maybe few might hit us. But we big land with many people! You can't kill us all. But we can kill all of you. We rather not since you have resources. But we can't allow you to continue in this world created for Chinese people. This is our Earth. You our guests. You now evicted. If you surrender, we allow you to live BUT! We number you like German did to Jew people. We Beast."
