Imagine being a ninja turtle

[soapbubble]

No school or job. No need to worry about pulling girls, or getting respect, or really anything social-related. Instead, you spend your days hopping across rooftops, eating pizza, playing videogames (or other stuff if you’re not into that), and fighting supervillains with your 3 turtle brothers and the wisdom/guidance of your rat father.

 

[soapbubble]

autistic faggot post stfu OP

 

[Chance1]

Being spider man would be better

 

[soapbubble]

Being spider man would be better

Nah Spider-Man’s always going through some shit. Broke, gf cucked him (look up Paul Spider-Man), annoying boss, social life is nonexistent because of superhero responsibilities, always stressed out and tired.

 

[Sandriguez]

when your tryna sneak out and master splinter catches you:

 

[Chance1]

Nah Spider-Man’s always going through some shit. Broke, gf cucked him (look up Paul Spider-Man), annoying boss, social life is nonexistent because of superhero responsibilities, always stressed out and tired.

ig ur right but he doesnt even have to work some shitty job or fight crime if he wanted to

 

[aidenltn17]

ig ur right but he doesnt even have to work some shitty job or fight crime if he wanted to

uncle ben tho

 

[Apchun144]

and simping over ginger htb

 

[aidenltn17]

No school or job. No need to worry about pulling girls, or getting respect, or really anything social-related. Instead, you spend your days hopping across rooftops, eating pizza, playing videogames (or other stuff if you’re not into that), and fighting supervillains with your 3 turtle brothers and the wisdom/guidance of your rat father.

basically the equivalent of a modern african tribesman who is low inhib asf and all he does is hunt and drink blood