Imagine being a WW2 veteran

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You survived fighting against the Third Reich (or maybe the Japanese Imperial Army in the Pacific), you watched your brothers in arms die in battle around you, you lived through the rest of the 20th century with these memories burdening your mind every single night.

Now, it's 2020. You're in the twilight of your life, the sun is setting, and even your brothers that survived with you are now, one by one, succumbing to the inevitable march of time.

Then, one warm spring day in March,

you start to develop a little cough. "It's just a cold" you think, as the nursing assistant named La'Quhanda in your old folks home literally throws you into your eventual deathbead for the night after your bingo game.

The cough worsens, you develop a fever, they shove a fucking cotton swab up your nose, and a couple days later they tell you (more like shout at you, since your hearing is failing) that you have something called "coronavirus".

The realization finally hits you. This entire life you've lead, all you accomplished, the history you witnessed, is all going to come to a close because some little faggot dumbfuck retard low testosterone bitch nigga Chink on the other side of the world decided to eat some goofy ass animals in the hope that his lil pee pee would grow beyond 3 inches erect.
 
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wow dude funny meme haha hehe good one bro did you just come up with it haha
 
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Nigga should have fought for the otherside

Third Reich definition of rentfree
 
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wow dude funny meme haha hehe good one bro did you just come up with it haha
On a serious note
Contrary to popular opinion it wasn't because of some stupid chink eating weird shit.

They do a lot of weird shit but this virus was falsely blamed on them.
Only the lab in which they created/released this virus is from China
 
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Failed thread. At least I got to practice my creative writing.
 
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Wars are so fucking stupid thing, still can't understand it
 
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Wars are so fucking stupid thing, still can't understand it
What's so hard to understand? It's a fist fight between men but on a larger scale
 
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