Imagine being "compassionate" with a mouse under your house

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Not long ago, I ejaculated comments on this cesspool concerning rodents under the house. I explained a mouse trap is the best to use or you'll lose your home to mice. Well, as you can imagine, that injured feelings. Ugh. They came at me like a sorority high on ecstasy. So I need to clarify the reason for using the traditional mouse trap. Sure, I could've penetrated this into the appropriate thread, but I didn't:


With that said, let's pretend we use the humane approach to get rid of a mouse under your house during the cold winter. We're going to use Motel Mouse. Ah, yes, so much compassion there, I just came on myself. It's a trap that catches the rodent!

Aww its gween like a gween house


Aww, it's gween like a wittle gween house, how adorable.

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So the little motherfucker gets trapped right after sundown. He's alive!

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Oh, boogers. It's going to be a very cold night below. Temperatures are expected to drop to the single digits. "Hang in there, little feller!"

Motherfuckers frozen in place


The next morning, you check your mouse motel. You plan to release it back into the wild.

Proud The Karate Kid GIF


You check the trap and see there's something inside, but it's not moving. You open its wittle door and it's a frozen mouse. You cruel motherfucker! I hope you burn in hell for that, you phony little asshole and your "muh be humane" bullshit.

@overtier1011 @optimisticzoomer

You see, a regular trap would have put the little fucker out of its misery quickly, unlike slow-killing poison. But freezing it to death is much more barbaric. If the Mouse Motel weren't there, he would've crawled back into the insulation and survived the cold night. But your sick fucking arrogant full of shit mentality decided to be compassionate by freezing him to death. Fuck you, asshole! I hope you freeze to death too.

 
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What did I just try to read
 
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@optimisticzoomer

What's wrong, buddy?

Muh feelings hurt
 
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Not long ago, I ejaculated comments on this cesspool concerning rodents under the house. I explained a mouse trap is the best to use or you'll lose your home to mice. Well, as you can imagine, that injured feelings. Ugh. They came at me like a sorority high on ecstasy. So I need to clarify the reason for using the traditional mouse trap. Sure, I could've penetrated this into the appropriate thread, but I didn't:


With that said, let's pretend we use the humane approach to get rid of a mouse under your house during the cold winter. We're going to use Motel Mouse. Ah, yes, so much compassion there, I just came on myself. It's a trap that catches the rodent!

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Aww, it's gween like a wittle gween house, how adorable.

Kristen Bell Awww GIF


So the little motherfucker gets trapped right after sundown. He's alive!

Celebrate Its Friday GIF by telenet


Oh, boogers. It's going to be a very cold night below. Temperatures are expected to drop to the single digits. "Hang in there, little feller!"

View attachment 3459330

The next morning, you check your mouse motel. You plan to release it back into the wild.

Proud The Karate Kid GIF


You check the trap and see there's something inside, but it's not moving. You open its wittle door and it's a frozen mouse. You cruel motherfucker! I hope you burn in hell for that, you phony little asshole and your "muh be humane" bullshit.

@overtier1011 @optimisticzoomer

You see, a regular trap would have put the little fucker out of its misery quickly, unlike slow-killing poison. But freezing it to death is much more barbaric. If the Mouse Motel weren't there, he would've crawled back into the insulation and survived the cold night. But your sick fucking arrogant full of shit mentality decided to be compassionate by freezing him to death. Fuck you, asshole! I hope you freeze to death too.


just take your meds
 
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Didn't you get exposed as foid some days ago?
Or atleast suspected.
Not to point any fingers but still…
Brutal. Another rodent with a vagina working her potential subscribers for her whore content.
 
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