Imagine being Ronaldo

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-6’2 Chad with a shredded physique
-Best footballer in the world ( Dominated in the premier league, la liga, serie A unlike pessi who could only do well due to Xavi and Iniesta carrying him in Barca)
-Most followed person on Instagram.
-Probably the most famous person in the world
-Dated one of the most attractive women on earth
-Mogs pessidog to suicide.
 

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Would you suck on his dick?
 
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Don’t bring your faggot thoughts to my thread please.
 
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and still married a maxxed latina paesant who e-whores herself on ig
 
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Why tf would i want to be ronaldo jfl hes just some low iq soccer player messi mogs him
 
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Why tf would i want to be ronaldo jfl hes just some low iq soccer player messi mogs him
In the shittiest slums of Mumbai
 
His wife looks like a mtb foid I met in a facebook group that i became close friends with and got a crush on me

 
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Cope harder messi is a far better soccer player than cr7 and cr7 is more cocky while messi is humbler and more relatable and likable he mogs ronaldo easily
 
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Cope harder messi is a far better soccer player than cr7 and cr7 is more cocky while messi is humbler and more relatable and likable he mogs ronaldo easily
Watch Messi during the Netherlands vs Argentina match. He’s cocky too
 
Unfortunate personality tho. Might have been chill when he was young
 
also hes a narcissist and a looksmaxxer unlike the autistic Messi
 
also hes a narcissist and a looksmaxxer unlike the autistic Messi
thats why i dont like him hes a slayer messi is more relatable cuz hes uglier and short
 
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@wsada doesn't have to imagine
 
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Appreciate the love.
 
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ronaldo looks mogs but messi football and life mogs him

If Ronaldo had a stacked team like Argentina or France, he would’ve won too.
 
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If Ronaldo had a stacked team like Argentina or France, he would’ve won too.
so you are saying that this team is stacked

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and this one isnt

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And btw saying that Ronaldo needs a top team to win is putting him as an average player. Top players carries their teamates and doesnt depend on them.
 

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-6’2 Chad with a shredded physique
-Best footballer in the world ( Dominated in the premier league, la liga, serie A unlike pessi who could only do well due to Xavi and Iniesta carrying him in Barca)
-Most followed person on Instagram.
-Probably the most famous person in the world
-Dated one of the most attractive women on earth
-Mogs pessidog to suicide.
Crazy how he did all this just to still be a worse footballer than a 5’7 recessed LTN
 
His longevity is admirable. Almost 40 years old and still playing well.
 
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He’s a joke, could do so much better. Plus Messis the goat.

 
so you are saying that this team is stacked

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and this one isnt

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And btw saying that Ronaldo needs a top team to win is putting him as an average player. Top players carries their teamates and doesnt depend on them.
Yeah their attack is stronger. Di Maria and Alvarez supporting Messi and vice Versa. Portugal’s attack is not as good overall. Argentina’s goal keeper was amazing as well in so many matches.

It’s like Uruguay who beat Portugal in 2018. Their attack was exceptional.
 
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