Imagine Jesus is real

[cromagnon]

And he’s like so what’s this you called me a Jew brown subhuman this day in 2024… what’s that about and I’m just like bruh sorry

@ey88 @NORDEN SLAVORUM

 

[ey88]

He’s not

 

[cromagnon]

He’s not

I’d just be like sorry god and be like awkwardly twiddling my thumbs and looking around like in a cartoon

 

[Mosh12]

Jesus didn’t exist

 

[ey88]

I’d just be like sorry god and be like awkwardly twiddling my thumbs and looking around like in a cartoon

I would be like fuck you why did you create such a shit world

 

[cromagnon]

I would be like fuck you why did you create such a shit world

And then he’d be like because and then you’d be like ok but that’s not a reason and then he’d be like Stfu nigga

 

[Avertion]

I would be like fuck you why did you create such a shit world

Careful bro you’re gonna go to burning disneyland!

 

[Klasik616]

Jesus is white