Imagine you have 50 million dollars - There Will Be Apples

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You have 50 million problems. And for every dollar spent is another problem. One less dollar, one more problem. Avoiding these obstacles, you decide not to spend any of it. However, the government wants your problems for themselves. They love problems! So they take a percentage of your money every year. If, say, three years later, you still haven't spent any of your problems, they'll find a dozen clever ways of taking it all from you.

Money are problems. But not having it is a problem as well. Living in a community that avoids these problems and instead barters their possessions, crafts, apparel, tools, services, produce, and livestock becomes a problem.

After gathering a bucket full of apples, you bring them to the market for trade. You need ten more buckets, new gloves, and a fresh pair of shoes. However, the bucket trader's price is one bucket of apples. The other feller is asking for one bucket likewise for the last two items. So you settle for the ten buckets. "Check it," the apparel dealer gestures for a private conversation. Suspiciously scanning for listeners, you oblige and move closer to him. He says, "I'll sell you the gloves and shoes for two buckets of apples. You can pay me later. I'll give them to you today."

Ugh. The cost for the gloves and shoes is only one bucket of apples. Yet, this motherfucker doubled the price, thus trying to create new problems. Your ripped gloves need replacement. The torn shoes on your feet as well. Knowing you now have eleven buckets and can easily fill them with apples, you can afford this offer. Instead, you respond, "How about I take them from you, and if you stop me, I'll beat your fucking ass down, nigga."

Yikes! Why the hell would you say that? You're threatening to rob the trader, creating a whole new problem. This is a peaceful community that doesn't want problems. But you decided to fuck that shit up because you felt he was robbing you. How about you leave this community, sir! You overstayed your welcome.
 
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Interesting who read this, and creepy at the same time
 
Ah, well, you see, the juxtaposition of such an endeavor, while seemingly linear, actually spirals into a sort of feedback loop—whereby the antecedent of the action predicates the subsequent resonance. Consider, for instance, the dichotomy of specificity versus abstraction: one might argue that granularity undermines the overarching tapestry of ambiguity, but, in reality, it merely reinforces the interstitial scaffolding. Now, if we were to triangulate this notion with the principles of stochastic determinism, it becomes abundantly evident—albeit counterintuitively—that the premise itself was never intended to hold up under rigorous scrutiny. Hence, the obfuscation you perceive may, in fact, be a deliberate artifact of systemic entanglement.
 
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I'd pay people to solve my problems :Comfy:
 
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Ah, well, you see, the juxtaposition of such an endeavor, while seemingly linear, actually spirals into a sort of feedback loop—whereby the antecedent of the action predicates the subsequent resonance. Consider, for instance, the dichotomy of specificity versus abstraction: one might argue that granularity undermines the overarching tapestry of ambiguity, but, in reality, it merely reinforces the interstitial scaffolding. Now, if we were to triangulate this notion with the principles of stochastic determinism, it becomes abundantly evident—albeit counterintuitively—that the premise itself was never intended to hold up under rigorous scrutiny. Hence, the obfuscation you perceive may, in fact, be a deliberate artifact of systemic entanglement.
I'd pay people to solve my problems :Comfy:
I'm disappointed no one deciphered the subject.

The metaphor is regarding China and their TikTok. The apples are Americans, of course.

The gloves and shoes protect our nation's hands and feet. These two limbs are our military. The Chinese Communist Party is poking and ripping holes in our national security. They're influencing our military. They're using unsuspecting Americans' phones as VPN routers to hack government and infrastructure networks. This is one of the main reasons why they discriminate against users with VPNs. They'll have to hack those virtual networks in other countries first. Too many footprints, too many headaches. They also use our phones to relay encrypted messages to their moles. Ugh, they learned that from... you know who.

People will do the math and see what's been happening with Android, iPhone, and Windows if Deep State, or Trump's "New" DS informs Americans about this security issue. Everything China can do, they learned from us. Except, they have a much creepier cult than Congress. And two cults are too many. Isn't that right, glowies?

China told us it would cost two buckets of apples, which is young Americans' allegiance to the Chinese Communist Party. We have many apples. But the fucking nerve of them to brand us as stupid, ugh. So if we oblige, and allow them to continue their mission, we'll have a shitload of problems tomorrow, especially with the wealthy families. And believe me, when you piss them off, they'll run two cargo planes into tall buildings. They'll knock your fucking bridge down and blame it on a crew of Indian retards.

So the USA is going to take TikTok from them by force. If they try stopping them, they'll beat their fucking asses.

EVERYTHING is happening at once. Make no mistake about that.
 

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