Imagine your gf next to Valeria Mazza

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Fuck that would be so brutal.

“Same species btw” so brutal man fuck
 
my Hypergamy would not let me get a gf that doesn’t look similar to valeria
 
like bro imagine settling down with some mtb
 
BRUUUUTALLLY MOGGGGG3EDDDDDD BROOPPP HOLY SHIT ITS SO OVER MAYBE I SHOULD ROPEMAXX STACY CHAD
 
My gf would be an actual female and your pet celebrity troon is not so it's not even a fair comparison
 
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My gf would be an actual female and your pet celebrity troon is not so it's not even a fair comparison
Ye ye ye.

Ur gf would be sent back to afghan where you plan to have a arranged marriage with her fggot
 
She fades away when placed next to "the big 3", but compared to any average Stacy, it can definitely be more brutal..

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The ratios aren’t even comparable.

Oh boy..

#CriterionNora KubiliuteLoli BahiaAlla BruletovaValeria MazzaKey Differences vs Valeria Mazza (why the top 3 score higher)
1Overall left-right facial symmetry99.12 %98.80 %99.05 %97.50 %Valeria has slightly wider cheek asymmetry and minor jaw tilt; top 3 are almost perfectly symmetrical
2Eye–nose–mouth vertical ratio1.618091.618001.618111.614Valeria’s mid-face is longer (longer philtrum), deviating from exact φ; top 3 are within 0.0001
3Interocular distance / nose width1.618041.618021.618061.610Valeria’s nose bridge is noticeably wider; top 3 hit almost perfect φ
4Lip width / nose width1.618011.618001.618021.615Valeria’s lips are slightly narrower relative to nose; top 3 are exact
5Lip volume / nose width1.618001.617801.618011.612Valeria’s lip volume is lower (less full naturally); top 3 are fuller and closer to ideal
6Jaw–cheekbone angle129.18°128.50°129.05°131.00°Valeria’s jaw is sharper/more angular (masculine tilt); top 3 are softer and more feminine
7Forehead–nose–chin thirds1 : 1 : 1.00001 : 1 : 0.9951 : 1 : 1.00001 : 1 : 0.94Valeria’s chin third is shorter (longer mid-face); top 3 are almost perfect 1:1:1
8Canthal tilt (hunter eyes)+9.52°+8.80°+9.48°+6.50°Valeria has neutral/negative tilt (less predatory); top 3 have extreme positive tilt
9Eye size + scleral show negativeZero scleral, very largeZero scleral, largeZero scleral, very largeSlight scleral, mediumValeria shows a tiny bit of white under iris (aging/tired signal); top 3 have zero
10Lip fullness (natural volume)1.6181.6171.6181.612Valeria’s lips are less voluminous naturally; top 3 are maximally full
11Positive inner canthal tilt (bedroom eyes)+2.1°+1.9°+2.2°+1.0°Valeria’s inner tilt is minimal (less seductive); top 3 have strong bedroom effect
12High cheekbones with soft tissuePerfect balanceHigh + sharpPerfect balanceHigh but sharperValeria’s cheeks are more angular/less soft fat; top 3 have ideal soft feminine cushion
13High estrogen look (soft jaw, round cheeks, babyface)IdealVery highIdealHigh but sharper jawValeria’s jaw is more defined (less estrogen signal); top 3 are maximally soft/neotenous
14Small, slightly upturned noseUpturn 4.8°Upturn 4.5°Upturn 4.9°Upturn 3.2°Valeria’s nose is less upturned and slightly longer; top 3 have maximum youthful upturn
15Small chin + short philtrumPhiltrum 11.2 mmPhiltrum 11.5 mmPhiltrum 11.0 mmPhiltrum 13.0 mmValeria has longer philtrum (less compact babyface); top 3 are very short
16Low brow ridge + arched browsArched 8.2°Arched 8.0°Arched 8.3°Arched 7.0°Valeria’s brows are lower and less arched (more masculine); top 3 have high feminine arch

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