Imagine your life as a suburban dog

[Hurricane1]

Life would just be eating, running around, and sleeping for 12 hours a day. Then seeing Stacy owner when she comes home from work. They don’t even really have to think they just do whatever all day.

 

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[cooldude1231]

Be honest if you were the dog would you wanna fuck your stacy owner

 

[goontang]

I have nothing else to do, so during the day I run up to people and lick them, then I walk to my local park and shit in the grass

 

[Hurricane1]

Be honest if you were the dog would you wanna fuck your stacy owner

Nah dogs don’t think like that

 

[cooldude1231]

Nah dogs don’t think like that

Why do they fuck their owners then?

 

[ey88]

I am a subhuman dog

 

[Hurricane1]

Why do they fuck their owners then?

Idk I wasn’t aware of that happening

 

[cooldude1231]

Idk I wasn’t aware of that happening

Im sorry i ruined your cute innocent thread

 

[Hurricane1]

Im sorry i ruined your cute innocent thread

Nah it’s probably owner abusing them if they did