imontheloose
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These non-imontheloose suicide hotlines are rubbish. I mean, seriously, have you guys ever tried messaging one or calling one? They have the nerve to advertise themselves as some sort of hopeline. ROFL. They aren't. A genuinely suicidal person is never just missing a calm voice from a normie fag.
Just CBT your way through metaphysics theory. It's bullshit. C'mon, do I need a name five objects in the room for me!? Do you think I have cerebral palsy? That's the sort of shit you'd ask @heightmaxxing to make sure he stops eating 300g Play Doh before his dinner.
They can't be honest with you is the problem, even if you have valid reasons like being 3-foot curry. The job is all about lying, even if voluntary work. I haven't heard one auto-report which states they didn't simply want the caller to kick the chair. Well, they say it politer than that, but you get the point, right? Sometimes these crisis teams just need to tell the caller to throw their hands up and give up; even a "...fair enough..." is satisfactory.
Next time you call a hotline to talk about how Becky doesn't want your 3-incher pincher, remember it's some jakfag with a laminated card awaiting his shepherd's pie at home. See below for a sneaked photo, circa 2012, of the best hotline receiver in town listening to your existential elk theory ramblings:
All it's about is keeping you alive until the shift ends. KEK @ any of you thinking these people give a flying monkey about you.
I am off to idle till an incel provides me dopamine.
Just CBT your way through metaphysics theory. It's bullshit. C'mon, do I need a name five objects in the room for me!? Do you think I have cerebral palsy? That's the sort of shit you'd ask @heightmaxxing to make sure he stops eating 300g Play Doh before his dinner.
They can't be honest with you is the problem, even if you have valid reasons like being 3-foot curry. The job is all about lying, even if voluntary work. I haven't heard one auto-report which states they didn't simply want the caller to kick the chair. Well, they say it politer than that, but you get the point, right? Sometimes these crisis teams just need to tell the caller to throw their hands up and give up; even a "...fair enough..." is satisfactory.
Next time you call a hotline to talk about how Becky doesn't want your 3-incher pincher, remember it's some jakfag with a laminated card awaiting his shepherd's pie at home. See below for a sneaked photo, circa 2012, of the best hotline receiver in town listening to your existential elk theory ramblings:
All it's about is keeping you alive until the shift ends. KEK @ any of you thinking these people give a flying monkey about you.
I am off to idle till an incel provides me dopamine.
