In the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, it's a strange place

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I've traveled a great distance to be here. I'm on a boat hunting mermaid.

Some folks claim, "The fuck, are you retarded or something?" Others insist the perfect song... she will come. But me, ugh, I'm doing this old school. First, I chum the area with Bee Gees music. Second, patiently wait with a fishing pole, two-hundred-pound test line, shark hook, and a ten-gram sinker. When she pops her head up from the water seeking the source for that sweet music, I'll cast the line and hook that bitch by her neck and yank her in.

Ah, yes, I'm a dreamer. I can see myself now putting that smelly hoe on Onlyfans as I scoop up the coins. I see her now with white eyes and tongue hanging out as she bounces on the latex dildo with a suction cup.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

do they have pussies?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

do they have pussies?

I'm not hunting mermaids in the ocean to have sex with. That's disgusting bestiality. The fuck is wrong with you?

 

[LancasteR]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Every last one of them.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I'm not hunting mermaids in the ocean to have sex with. That's disgusting bestiality. The fuck is wrong with you?

i didn’t know they were a different species dude calm down. i thought it was like a different race

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i didn’t know they were a different species dude calm down. i thought it was like a different race

They're different alright. Pretend white people are the humans and the mermaids are the subhumans. You see? I aint no damn mermaid lover.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

They're different alright. Pretend white people are the humans and the mermaids are the subhumans. You see? I aint no damn mermaid lover.

mermaids are white though. i’ve never seen a black mermaid, other than that new ariel movie. but we all know that was just done as another step in the white replacement, so it doesn’t count. it’s a lie.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

mermaids are white though. i’ve never seen a black mermaid, other than that new ariel movie. but we all know that was just done as another step in the white replacement, so it doesn’t count. it’s a lie.

The fuck would you want to fuck that atrocity for? I'm trying to end their suffering.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

The fuck would you want to fuck that atrocity for? I'm trying to end their suffering.

thought they look like this mb bro

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

View attachment 3008035thought they look like this mb bro

It's naturally not possible. The fucking eyesores live in water! They sleep under the ocean mud with the sting rays and flounder. Think about what salt water would do to the flesh, hair, and face after so many years. Also, the males carry the younglings and protect them from their mothers because they would eat them.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The song that inspires my hunt for mermaid... but instead of pinball wizard < mermaid hunter

 

[OldRooster]

I think your hunting methodology is wrong. The high frequency voices of the Gibb brothers will not travel well in water. You should be trolling the ocean bottom with large nets made from organically grown hemp that is adorned with shinny objects and injected with super physiological levels of testosterone.

But more importantly, if you are successful, SJWs will assert that the Mermaids should be granted US citizenship status, governmental benefits, and voting rights. This will turn FL and TX into blue states, and trigger a downward spiral into socialism that even the Supreme Court can't stop.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I think your hunting methodology is wrong. The high frequency voices of the Gibb brothers will not travel well in water. You should be trolling the ocean bottom with large nets made from organically grown hemp that is adorned with shinny objects and injected with super physiological levels of testosterone.

But more importantly, if you are successful, SJWs will assert that the Mermaids should be granted US citizenship status, governmental benefits, and voting rights. This will turn FL and TX into blue states, and trigger a downward spiral into socialism that even the Supreme Court can't stop.

Ah, yes, dredge the sea floor with a net rigged with hundreds of razor-sharp shark hooks. Excellent advice! Baiting them with rattling keys could work. As for the citizenship and mermaid suffrage, that shit ain't gonna fly. She'll be reprogrammed for the streets. I'll fish for tricks on Onlyfans like the ePimps do today.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

bumping this shit into tomorrow my niggas and crackas and spickas and chinkas and ... and.... fuck currries. They don't deserve cool monikers.