Incel trait: using public toilets

[Petsmart]

Chad does not use public toilets because such a disgusting place as a public toilet is not worthy of being sat on by his prime asscheeks. He only shits indian street style to mark his territory across the nation. When at home, he hovers over the shower drain, takes a dump and stomps it down the drain. Truly a GOAT’d individual chad is.

 

[Slayer]

Chad's superior godly metabolism digests every molecule of food he eats, therefore he has no physical need to shit unless he is marking his territory like you said