IncelTears Language Dictionary

[Yatagarasu]

Amazeballs
Best thread of today
BRB. I'm going to prep the bull!
Ding, ding, ding!
Doggo
EDIT: Wow! 500 upvotes! Thanks, guys!
EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Found the incel.
I respect women
I'm literally shaking right now
It's almost as if
It's called being a decent human being
Le me
Le sexy times
Let that sink in
Let's unpack this
Maybe, just maybe
Oh sweet summer child
Oh, sweetie... who hurt you?
Oof
r/_____
Source?
Sweaty
Thank you mysterious redditor!
The wife
This ain't it chief
This! so much this!
Weird flex but ok
Welp
When does the narwhal bacon?
Wow... just wow
Wowza
Y'all
YAAAASS QUEEN SLAY!
Yikes
You must be fun at parties
You, sir, just won the internet.

 

[Yatagarasu]

IncelTears Language Dictionary

 

[horizon]

ay somebody give me a react fast... so I can make the kind stranger joke

 

[Yatagarasu]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! I came home from the vasectomy clinic and caught my wife getting 6-wayed by our Bull's WHOLE HOOD. She instantly apologized and gave me a FREE SWITCH! Bing Bing WAHOOO!!!! MARIO TIME!!!!

 

[Yatagarasu]

YIKES!!!! My wife's boyfriend beat my ass and robbed my house! I have NO idea where my wife has gone now!!! I was speedrunning Super Mario Bros 64 when (Jamal, 33) came in with a Balaclava and threw my Switch on the floor. REDDIT I need Y'all Help, What do I do!!

 

[Yatagarasu]

Hey guys Chad here Have you Incels maybe, just maybe tried RESPECTING women? y'know... the gender that brought YOU into this world? Heh, the Wife just called on Discord, I'm off to drop another $5000 in her PayPal, Later incels.

 

[Yatagarasu]

My wife gifted me with a NINTENDO SWITCH after seeing me fight misogyny online on Mysterious forums for 19 hours/day for the past 3 years, LETS GO BOYS!!!!

 

[Yatagarasu]

Are you guys joking or for real right now? I just stumbled upon this subreddit and HOLY narwhal bacon batman shitballs! There's alot to unpack here. Have you tried just being a decent fucking human being?

 

[Yatagarasu]

DEUUEAUGHHHHH!!!! Did he just call himself an Incel?

 

[Yatagarasu]

Holy shitle pickle rickle on a stickle THAT's a big ooferino yikerino kinderino strangerino shitterino pisserino diarrino dogshiterino godzillashiterino jizzerino le wifeyrino with Marcus d'rino and Tyronerino. Time to siperino some soyerino and battle le incelerinos on the interweberinos!

 

[Yatagarasu]

Nintendo switch? Docked, Bull? Prepped, Reddit? Logged in. It's time to battle virgins on mysterious forums to protect the ladies

 

[Yatagarasu]

I (34F) stopped eating (450lbs) to click my reddit inbox today. And what's this? I recieved my first incel hate mail! Let's unpack this.