Increasing eye PFL length. Introducing, lateral frontozygomatic pushing

[swaggerdoodle]

A you can see, there is a suture which splits the zygo with the rest of the head. Now, what if you push right below that suture?

This will happen. As you can see, its widened a little.

Water thread, Sorry. Too lazy to do any more research. You guys could look more into it though. Also, if your thumbs can't fit. Use your pinky since it fits better between the eyes and the zygos. Also, to avoid hitting a nerve behind the eyeball or smth (I get the feeling I do), just look at the direction of your finger so that it hides the nerves.

 

[esoterik]

just lol, stop coping and go get orbital tripod bud

 

[swaggerdoodle]

just lol, stop coping and go get orbital tripod bud

Im not doing that shit

 

[Axii]

has to be satire right

 

[Bryce]

This isn't going to do fucking anything, are you stupid? Do you really think you can expand your palpebral fissure by pushing the edges of your orbitals?

And just lol @ you thinking you're gonna pinch your optical nerve by pushing them, that's not even where it's located

Never post again

 

[jeb98]

this is really something

 

[Bryce]

has to be satire right

You'd be surprised at how stupid some niggas on this website are

 

[swaggerdoodle]

This isn't going to do fucking anything, are you stupid? Do you really think you can expand your palpebral fissure by pushing the edges of your orbitals?

And just lol @ you thinking you're gonna pinch your optical nerve by pushing them, that's not even where it's located

Never post again

I did it and it worked I have evidence

 

[Bryce]

I did it and it worked I have evidence

Oh ok, show

 

[swaggerdoodle]

Oh ok, show

 

[esoterik]

This isn't going to do fucking anything, are you stupid? Do you really think you can expand your palpebral fissure by pushing the edges of your orbitals?

And just lol @ you thinking you're gonna pinch your optical nerve by pushing them, that's not even where it's located

Never post again

like... what does he think will happen to the eyeball? just fill in the orbital floor? the sutures are fibrous joints, you cant manually push apart lol. i have so many questions on how he came to this conclusion, and funny enough, this is a bit risky considering the orbital fracture and damage to the optic nerve

 

[Axii]

You'd be surprised at how stupid some niggas on this website are

I'd know because I was one of them at one point

but really I think it's mostly satire and people be taking things too literal

but idk about this one it's not really obvious

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

@SlayerJonas

 

[zinsa]

Just facepull and your face will compress, giving u naturally wide eyes

And honestly if you say facepulling doesn't work I don't care stay ugly

 

[hej1377]

Are we deadass

 

[jeoyw9192]

Petition to delete dumbass threads like this