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India is the toilet of the world. God, in his cosmic sense of humour, created a shit-themed country for the sole purpose of being laughing stock for the rest of us, and then filled it with people that canโt take a joke.
For starters, their skin is the colour of shit and they smell like shit. In fact the whole country smells like shit because despite being graciously gifted toilet technology by Europeans, Indians refuse to use them in favour of shamelessly shitting on the street. Their religion involves bathing in a river full of dead bodies and shit and worshipping cow shit, before throwing said cow shit at each other for fun and then eating it.
Their food both looks like shit and will give you the shits, as it has traces of shit in it from the cook not washing his hands. Instead of troubling himself with hand washing, the Indian uses the much more efficient strategy of wiping his bum with one hand and eating with the other. Even if he developed a genetic mutation that made him want to wash his hands, he wouldnโt be able to find any soap because Indian shops donโt sell it. Despite these awful standards of hygiene, the Indian rarely gets sick because he has consumed so much shit over his lifetime that he is now immune to the bacteria. This โshit vaccinationโ is the extent of Indiaโs healthcare system.
Indians have a caste system based on the proportion of Indian DNA they have in them, with a lower amount obviously being better. This genetic diversity is shown by lower caste Indians having iron-supplement-shit black skin and the upper classes being the much more dignified shade of baby diarrhoea.
Naturally, their flag is has a bumhole symbol in the middle of it to represent their national pastime which is shitting. The country itself is even shaped like an anus-sculpted turd tip about to plop into the Indian Ocean (which to nobodyโs surprise, is also full of shit.)
For starters, their skin is the colour of shit and they smell like shit. In fact the whole country smells like shit because despite being graciously gifted toilet technology by Europeans, Indians refuse to use them in favour of shamelessly shitting on the street. Their religion involves bathing in a river full of dead bodies and shit and worshipping cow shit, before throwing said cow shit at each other for fun and then eating it.
Their food both looks like shit and will give you the shits, as it has traces of shit in it from the cook not washing his hands. Instead of troubling himself with hand washing, the Indian uses the much more efficient strategy of wiping his bum with one hand and eating with the other. Even if he developed a genetic mutation that made him want to wash his hands, he wouldnโt be able to find any soap because Indian shops donโt sell it. Despite these awful standards of hygiene, the Indian rarely gets sick because he has consumed so much shit over his lifetime that he is now immune to the bacteria. This โshit vaccinationโ is the extent of Indiaโs healthcare system.
Indians have a caste system based on the proportion of Indian DNA they have in them, with a lower amount obviously being better. This genetic diversity is shown by lower caste Indians having iron-supplement-shit black skin and the upper classes being the much more dignified shade of baby diarrhoea.
Naturally, their flag is has a bumhole symbol in the middle of it to represent their national pastime which is shitting. The country itself is even shaped like an anus-sculpted turd tip about to plop into the Indian Ocean (which to nobodyโs surprise, is also full of shit.)
