India News— Mass Deportations to take effect in later 2025

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Good morning Indians,
This is your president speaking
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BREAKING NEWS;
As part of phase one of my presidency,
All deodorants will be banned effective immediately.

Not only that, any owners of hygiene products(Which are illegal in India)—
Will be MASS DEPORTED

CALL
1-800-COWDUNG TO REPORT AN OWNER OF A HYGIENE PRODUCT
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DO NOT ACCEPT ANY HYGIENIC CONTRABAND FROM A STRANGER!!!


@2025cel @chudltn @JohnBaza @R1PPer
 
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@DeborahAnnWollFARTS ,
You have 5 minutes to explain yourself or you will blacklisted from receiving governmental stimulus checks of cow dung

I’m sure you don’t want to lose your cow dung rations especially during this cow dung shortage
 
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@DeborahAnnWollFARTS ,
You have 5 minutes to explain yourself or you will blacklisted from receiving governmental stimulus checks of cow dung

I’m sure you don’t want to lose your cow dung rations especially during this cow dung shortage
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Thank you sir
 
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Hello saar,
If you’re new here,
Please state your name and Indian province
Name: Rajesh Patel
Age: 32 years old
City: Jaipur
province: Rajasthan
Address: 45, Mahatma Gandhi Road, Jaipur, Rajasthan, India
Telephone: +91 98765-43210
Email: rajesh.patel92@email.com
Profession: prostitute men and htn in spare time
 
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Name: Rajesh Patel
Age: 32 years old
City: Jaipur
province: Rajasthan
Address: 45, Mahatma Gandhi Road, Jaipur, Rajasthan, India
Telephone: +91 98765-43210
Email: rajesh.patel92@email.com
Profession: prostitute men and htn in spare time
Everyone look closely,
This man is a true role model for our nation
Be like him.

On a side note, would you like to work as our chief executive officer for microsoft tech support?
 
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The pajeet is a creature with no sense of honour whatsoever. Its religion (hinduism) being described as satanism by fundamentalist christians can only be described as accurate, in view that they display the lowest and most vile of human qualities. The pajeet is extremely conceited, and will make everything about himself. The pajeet is also extremely, appallingly indifferent, if not outright hateful, to all that is good and pure. The pajeet will argue everything and everybody to exhaustion, they will align with anything and anybody to further their goals. Like niggers, they are chaotic and destructive, but they have some grasp of order and function that fully makes them even more chaotic and destructive. The pajeet is, first and foremost, full of hate, starting with other pajeets. They will shriek "Racism!" while being one of the most disgustingly racist people that can be found, they will shout "Sexism!" while treating women in a way that would make the most radical of muslims look like Android Raptor. The pajeet doesn't have any qualms about lying, manipulating, backstabbing, raping or killing if necessary, for they have no esteem of any fellow human being. The pajeet is self-serving, slimy, manipulative and overall lacks a soul. The pajeet is nepotistic and nationalistic to its very core and, whenever he infects a place, he will try its best to take full control of the place (a business, a country) and fill it with other pajeets until they completely destroy it, and then they look for a new host. The pajeet will treat other pajeets like shit provided there are no non-pajeets, but in what regards to non-pajeets it's all inter-pajeet solidarity. The pajeet lives by and for money and wealth, and cares little about anything else. The pajeet shares many characteristics with other kinds of human parasites traditionally associated with Satan.
 
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double post
 
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The pajeet is a creature with no sense of honour whatsoever. Its religion (hinduism) being described as satanism by fundamentalist christians can only be described as accurate, in view that they display the lowest and most vile of human qualities. The pajeet is extremely conceited, and will make everything about himself. The pajeet is also extremely, appallingly indifferent, if not outright hateful, to all that is good and pure. The pajeet will argue everything and everybody to exhaustion, they will align with anything and anybody to further their goals. Like niggers, they are chaotic and destructive, but they have some grasp of order and function that fully makes them even more chaotic and destructive. The pajeet is, first and foremost, full of hate, starting with other pajeets. They will shriek "Racism!" while being one of the most disgustingly racist people that can be found, they will shout "Sexism!" while treating women in a way that would make the most radical of muslims look like Android Raptor. The pajeet doesn't have any qualms about lying, manipulating, backstabbing, raping or killing if necessary, for they have no esteem of any fellow human being. The pajeet is self-serving, slimy, manipulative and overall lacks a soul. The pajeet is nepotistic and nationalistic to its very core and, whenever he infects a place, he will try its best to take full control of the place (a business, a country) and fill it with other pajeets until they completely destroy it, and then they look for a new host. The pajeet will treat other pajeets like shit provided there are no non-pajeets, but in what regards to non-pajeets it's all inter-pajeet solidarity. The pajeet lives by and for money and wealth, and cares little about anything else. The pajeet shares many characteristics with other kinds of human parasites traditionally associated with Satan.
Didn’t read + India better🇮🇳🙋🏿‍♂️
 
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you didn't tag me:cry::feelsrope:
 
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Wow
 
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you didn't tag me:cry::feelsrope:
Sorry saar
I will next time
Until then here’s some poop
take it as a bribe

The Homelander sent 1x 💩
 
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