India Releases Retarded-Tier Mandatory Phone App

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FYI To Indians reading this, I am not Indian, so correct me if I'm wrong about anything.


The Indian Government decided to create a phone app that basically gives themselves Administrator access into the phones of 730,000,000 people.
They told major phone manufacturers to not only automatically ship this app with every phone designated for India, they also told them that they must automatically install it in currently existing phones in a mandatory software update, only giving them 90 days to comply.

This is the website..
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My eyes

Safe to say, this app will be filled with vulnerabilities. It is not the first time the Indian government tried to domestically create a revolutionary tool that failed spectacularly.
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They also tried the same thing with weapons. This is the INSAS
Operating system of the Kalashnikov [AKM/AK-47]
The FAL's gas regulator.
The charging handle of the HK33
The Galil's [israeli AK-47] furniture
And, the AUG's magazine.

This gun jammed over twice as much as the M16, which is a gun that jammed so much that US soldiers using it would opt for a killed enemy's AK-47 because of how unreliable their M16s were.
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India once raped the internet of 30 million people to catch one guy.
I live in Scotland, which has 5 million population. It is truly insane that they removed the internet of 6 Scotland's worth of people to catch 1 nigga.
Now imagine the same government with an app that gives them more permission over a phone than the actual owner's themselves.
This app will cause alot of issues.


Tl;Dr

Expect a huge story about India's government going full North Korea, or a huge story about India getting absolutely raped by a cyber attack in the next 10 years.



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FYI To Indians reading this, I am not Indian, so correct me if I'm wrong about anything.
You mean 95% of .org?
you're about to get a whole lot of corrections saaaaaaaaar :feelstastyman:
 
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@Jason Voorhees @Jatt @ltnbrownacnecel @browncurrycel [i don't think this guy is actually indian though]
 
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This thread is racist, take it down.
 
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I need to learn Hindi move back to India and save my fucking country brahh.
 
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You mean 95% of .org?
you're about to get a whole lot of corrections saaaaaaaaar :feelstastyman:
Might as well @ the whole forum.
 
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Where abouts from Scotland r u mate
 
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mirin your knowledge of guns
 
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Tl;Dr at bottom for Attention Deficitcels

FYI To Indians reading this, I am not Indian, so correct me if I'm wrong about anything.


The Indian Government decided to create a phone app that basically gives themselves Administrator access into the phones of 730,000,000 people.
They told major phone manufacturers to not only automatically ship this app with every phone designated for India, they also told them that they must automatically install it in currently existing phones in a mandatory software update, only giving them 90 days to comply.

This is the website..
View attachment 4405639
View attachment 4405641
Safe to say, this app will be filled with vulnerabilities. It is not the first time the Indian government tried to domestically create a revolutionary tool that failed spectacularly.
View attachment 4405645
They also tried the same thing with weapons. This is the INSAS
Operating system of the Kalashnikov [AKM/AK-47]
The FAL's gas regulator.
The charging handle of the HK33
The Galil's [israeli AK-47] furniture
And, the AUG's magazine.

This gun jammed over twice as much as the M16, which is a gun that jammed so much that US soldiers using it would opt for a killed enemy's AK-47 because of how unreliable their M16s were.
View attachment 4405647
India once raped the internet of 30 million people to catch one guy.
I live in Scotland, which has 5 million population. It is truly insane that they removed the internet of 6 Scotland's worth of people to catch 1 nigga.
Now imagine the same government with an app that gives them more permission over a phone than the actual owner's themselves.
This app will cause alot of issues.


Tl;Dr

Expect a huge story about India's government going full North Korea, or a huge story about India getting absolutely raped by a cyber attack in the next 10 years.



I hope some Pakistanis from Karachi hack the app
 
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Tl;Dr at bottom for Attention Deficitcels

FYI To Indians reading this, I am not Indian, so correct me if I'm wrong about anything.


The Indian Government decided to create a phone app that basically gives themselves Administrator access into the phones of 730,000,000 people.
They told major phone manufacturers to not only automatically ship this app with every phone designated for India, they also told them that they must automatically install it in currently existing phones in a mandatory software update, only giving them 90 days to comply.

This is the website..
View attachment 4405639
View attachment 4405641
Safe to say, this app will be filled with vulnerabilities. It is not the first time the Indian government tried to domestically create a revolutionary tool that failed spectacularly.
View attachment 4405645
They also tried the same thing with weapons. This is the INSAS
Operating system of the Kalashnikov [AKM/AK-47]
The FAL's gas regulator.
The charging handle of the HK33
The Galil's [israeli AK-47] furniture
And, the AUG's magazine.

This gun jammed over twice as much as the M16, which is a gun that jammed so much that US soldiers using it would opt for a killed enemy's AK-47 because of how unreliable their M16s were.
View attachment 4405647
India once raped the internet of 30 million people to catch one guy.
I live in Scotland, which has 5 million population. It is truly insane that they removed the internet of 6 Scotland's worth of people to catch 1 nigga.
Now imagine the same government with an app that gives them more permission over a phone than the actual owner's themselves.
This app will cause alot of issues.


Tl;Dr

Expect a huge story about India's government going full North Korea, or a huge story about India getting absolutely raped by a cyber attack in the next 10 years.



They "clarified" saying that it wasn't compulsory to install it after all the backlash it received on twitter and reddit



But the fuckers still send sms text messages to people saying '"please download our app saar it is for YOUR safety saar""
 
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it was revoked like a week ago.
 
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