Indian turns into a Somali and ascends

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He legit looks full-blooded Somali (apart from the contacts) after his glow up...wtf?
 
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Somalimaxxing is the next wave for ethnics
 
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She also Somalimaxxed

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its the skin color and hair, he doesnt look black otherwise
 
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Sad that the only way for pajeets to ascend is by frauding another race JFL
 
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its the skin color and hair, he doesnt look black otherwise
Nah, he 100% passes for Somali. Somali people would immediately speak to him in Somali if they saw him. My dad has straighter hair than him.
 
He looks stereotypical South Indian
 
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Dravidian @inferiorpispot234
 
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Bro basically bbc maxxed he turned himself into a Indo Jamaican
 
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I feel like somalis could tell he's not Somali
ik I can
 
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He was actually good looking before. Just failed by skin color.

If he was white he would be considered pretty boy chadlite
 
am I the only one who thinks he looks absolutely ridiculous? that lip lick made me cringe so hard
 
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Anyway, fuck this curry. His name is probably Jasproot Upindershit or something. He is in the uncanny valley with his attempt at frauding being Somali. Chalo FreshCo Abdi looking ass. Why do curries want to be Black so bad?

I feel like somalis could tell he's not Somali

Might fool a xalimo or two :lul:
 
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He legit looks hella Somali I don’t understand why he would try to somalimax tho
Where's my ping?

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Anyway, fuck this curry. His name is probably Jasproot Upindershit or something. He is in the uncanny valley with his attempt at frauding being Somali. Chalo FreshCo Abdi looking ass. Why do curries want to be Black so bad?



Might fool a xalimo or two :lul:
ax
 
This is like ascending from incel to incel.
 
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Where's my ping?

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Anyway, fuck this curry. His name is probably Jasproot Upindershit or something. He is in the uncanny valley with his attempt at frauding being Somali. Chalo FreshCo Abdi looking ass. Why do curries want to be Black so bad?



Might fool a xalimo or two :lul:
Low class bitches won't care that he's actually not black, can't hate a man for choosing the best route for him...
 
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Anyway, fuck this curry. His name is probably Jasproot Upindershit or something. He is in the uncanny valley with his attempt at frauding being Somali. Chalo FreshCo Abdi looking ass. Why do curries want to be Black so bad?



Might fool a xalimo or two :lul:
I have some east african friends but seeing how fucking uppity your people get here I might have to learn some racist terms.
 
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Where's my ping?

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Anyway, fuck this curry. His name is probably Jasproot Upindershit or something. He is in the uncanny valley with his attempt at frauding being Somali. Chalo FreshCo Abdi looking ass. Why do curries want to be Black so bad?



Might fool a xalimo or two :lul:
You're Somali too? Why tf are there so many blackpilled Somalis? :lul:
 
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Like I've been saying, Indians should blackmaxx
 
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Like I've been saying, Indians should blackmaxx
Leanmaxxed Dravidian with a curly perm and goatee can fraud as Somali fr, I think it's all about the hair. If this guy didn't curl his hair he'd still look Indian.
 
He was actually good looking before. Just failed by skin color.

If he was white he would be considered pretty boy chadlite
indians in general look better than whites facially, what descends them is pretty much the skin color
 
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I feel like somalis could tell he's not Somali
ik I can
he has indian ears and his skin undertones are wrong

other than that he did a good job at frauding as a somali. i probably wouldn't notice
 
You're Somali too? Why tf are there so many blackpilled Somalis? :lul:
cuz we get brutally blackpilled from megamind forehead
 
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I would mog so hard if I was black with my current hair.
 
Dravidians can have naturally curly hair though, Abo shit innit
 
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Dravidians can have naturally curly hair though, Abo shit innit
His hair type completely changed though, must be a perm. Most Indians hair doesn't get that curly, meanwhile I know many Somalis with that hair type.
 
His hair type completely changed though, must be a perm. Most Indians hair doesn't get that curly, meanwhile I know many Somalis with that hair type.
It could be a perm or it could be natural. That's not curly hair anyway, those are S curl strands which is not the same as Type 4 coiled hair (Black). However Somalis have varying hair textures. Some of them have similar Indian hair which is more wavy while some have the Black guy kinks with a complete twist that creates a coil.

My hair is wavy and it can also be easily straightened without chemicals. Wavy hair is the most versatile strand, and it can also appear "straight" when short in length to the point it can be parted. But true straight Type 1 hair is only seen on Asians and pureblood American Indians. Curries don't even have true straight hair. White people mostly have wavy hair too and if conditioned properly can rock poofy hair like this more often than people realize. This isn't Black hair at all. Black dudes have to put chemicals on their hair in order to accomplish this look.
 
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