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Conflict with Teachers/Family: Stories show Jesus as wiser than his instructors, often embarrassing or causing harm to teachers who try to teach him, suggesting his knowledge is beyond human understanding.
 
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All my life, I wondered why the wealthy ruling families withheld the stories about Jesus's adolescent years. I also found it suspicious that King James didn't allow the books of Mary Magdalene and Jesus's mother, Mary.

The male flesh tells more truth to the female than its equal gender. So those books would be more essential than the others.
 
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wheres the looksmaxxing bro
 
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wheres the looksmaxxing bro
Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding of things many men are restricted from knowing are looksmax level-ups.

You can make it make sense.

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Conflict with Teachers/Family: Stories show Jesus as wiser than his instructors, often embarrassing or causing harm to teachers who try to teach him, suggesting his knowledge is beyond human understanding.
dnr but mirin avii :love:
 
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how about no
Ah, yes, you are in an infant stage of your own called NEVER-GONNA-HAPPEN.

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dnr but mirin avii :love:
A bully pushes other children around. He demoralizes some of them into victims who could have succeeded later in life if not for his wicked little runt behavior. And his parents are aware... they rally him on.

One day, he bumps into the wrong kid. The parents are later blinded. Since they saw no evil in their son, they shouldn't have eyes... yes?
 
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Ah, yes, you are in an infant stage of your own called NEVER-GONNA-HAPPEN.


A bully pushes other children around. He demoralizes some of them into victims who could have succeeded later in life if not for his wicked little runt behavior. And his parents are aware... they rally him on.

One day, he bumps into the wrong kid. The parents are later blinded. Since they saw no evil in their son, they shouldn't have eyes... yes?
mb sir
 
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A bully pushes other children around. He demoralizes some of them into victims who could have succeeded later in life if not for his wicked little runt behavior. And his parents are aware... they rally him on.

One day, he bumps into the wrong kid. The parents are later blinded. Since they saw no evil in their son, they shouldn't have eyes... yes?
i believe in eye for an eye but apart from that even if you were put in this victims role do you want to stay there your entire live, thats a choice that you have to make, shit happens, you can either sob about it or carry on, live will never treat you right unless you make it treat you right
 
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The book of Infancy Gospel of Thomas was prohibited from the little people because of its powerful messages. It was deemed to be a serious threat to the wealthy ruling families.

For thousands of years, wealthy children were known to be the bullies in towns and schools. And if a poor child struck the rich kid back, he could lose his life. His parents could too.

The Infancy Gospel of Thomas would have encouraged those victims to fight back. It would have also struck fear into the rich children and made them think twice about their actions.

"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares" (Hebrews 13:2)
 
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i believe in eye for an eye but apart from that even if you were put in this victims role do you want to stay there your entire live, thats a choice that you have to make, shit happens, you can either sob about it or carry on, live will never treat you right unless you make it treat you right
I absolutely agree. But at one time, hundreds of years ago, the shit that happened was a dead child. If the kid fought back against the rich bully, he would lose his life.

Today, though, times have changed. And I now understand the black race push. A white kid is more likely to become the victim of a bully. But the black kid will beat him silly. Thus, the bully becomes the victim.

I also understand now why so many rich kids are homosexuals and confused trannies today. It makes sense!

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But behind the devices, the reactions are much different:
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Ugh, the thread went dark. Isn't that odd?

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Me no smart amigo but danke for the tag :Chadge:
And? I’m the stupidest person on this forum. I’m below the moderate retardation level. Not only that, I was born to be dumb.

From the time I took my first steps, older people would say, “You’re a retard. Don’t even try. It’s over.” So I would fall, cross my arms tightly, and pout. But by the time the “babysitters” came, ugh, the rest was history. Foids took a liking to my face and charisma.

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When I was 13, other guys became jealous because of my looks. So I strength trained and started beating their asses into the bitches that they were. Ah, yes, I turned bullies into sissies… which led to many suspensions, and eventually, I had to drop out… I got some of their sisters and mothers pregnant. Ugh, responsibilities are a bitch. Ngl.
 
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And? I’m the stupidest person on this forum. I’m below the moderate retardation level. Not only that, I was born to be dumb.

From the time I took my first steps, older people would say, “You’re a retard. Don’t even try. It’s over.” So I would fall, cross my arms tightly, and pout. But by the time the “babysitters” came, ugh, the rest was history. Foids took a liking to my face and charisma.

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Youre Adorable GIF by One Chicago


When I was 13, other guys became jealous because of my looks. So I strength trained and started beating their asses into the bitches that they were. Ah, yes, I turned bullies into sissies… which led to many suspensions, and eventually, I had to drop out… I got some of their sisters and mothers pregnant. Ugh, responsibilities are a bitch. Ngl.
Is this a tale or nah?????
 
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Speaking of suspicious historical content, imagine an almighty force that created the universes appearing as a tiny fire roasting a bush.

You would think, well, an intelligent person that is, "Why not a bright light, but not too bright to blind the eyes? Why not a floating orb of light? A talking animal, perhaps? A spiritual silhouette, hey?"

Ah, yes, the blazing bush was indeed a metaphor for the climax of the story.

Now imagine that same force turning a wooden stick into a serpent for the purpose of eating two imaginary snakes.

Finally, imagine a group of people throwing a tantrum because they got caught corrupting a kingdom. They later burn the place down, and magically, a sea splits open for their escape. Also, consider that many women and children were burned alive.
 
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Conflict with Teachers/Family: Stories show Jesus as wiser than his instructors, often embarrassing or causing harm to teachers who try to teach him, suggesting his knowledge is beyond human understanding.
Is that even credible?

How do these kids even know what 30 C.E Jesus did, when they wrote it in the second century :feelshah:
on that is, "Why not a bright light, but not too bright to blind the eyes? Why not a floating orb of light? A talking animal, perhaps? A spiritual silhouette, hey?"

Ah, yes, the blazing bush was indeed a metaphor for the climax of the story.

Now imagine that same force turning a wooden stick into a serpent for the purpose of eating two imaginary snakes.

Finally, imagine a group of people throwing a tantrum because they got caught corrupting a kingdom. They later burn the place down, and magically, a sea splits open for their escape. Also, consider that many women and children were burned ali
Don't forget the earth being made before the sun. Whatever that is
 
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Speaking of suspicious historical content, imagine an almighty force that created the universes appearing as a tiny fire roasting a bush.

You would think, well, an intelligent person that is, "Why not a bright light, but not too bright to blind the eyes? Why not a floating orb of light? A talking animal, perhaps? A spiritual silhouette, hey?"

Ah, yes, the blazing bush was indeed a metaphor for the climax of the story.

Now imagine that same force turning a wooden stick into a serpent for the purpose of eating two imaginary snakes.

Finally, imagine a group of people throwing a tantrum because they got caught corrupting a kingdom. They later burn the place down, and magically, a sea splits open for their escape. Also, consider that many women and children were burned alive.
BTW, Brutal DNR by the whole forum, practically no replies. This went under the rug so acutely it's insane to think about. All this thread is, well, you speaking to yourself :feelsmega::feelsmega:
 
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BTW, Brutal DNR by the whole forum, practically no replies. This went under the rug so acutely it's insane to think about. All this thread is, well, you speaking to yourself :feelsmega::feelsmega:
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Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding of things many men are restricted from knowing are looksmax level-ups.
That's pure wisdom.:bigbrain:
We need the mods to write this on the Forumbanner in the frontpage of the Forum.
@SlayerJonas @NumbThePain @Ghost Philosophy @Master @Resistance. @Randomized
But then people would find the Offtopic section and find the complete opposite.
Pure trash forum crap like
We need an oldcel section where only our own secret society has access in writing stuff.
So we can spread our wisdom and not let it get drowned in a pile of shit like it currently is in place with Offtopic.
 
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I will read this thread later mate.
 
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All my life, I wondered why the wealthy ruling families withheld the stories about Jesus's adolescent years. I also found it suspicious that King James didn't allow the books of Mary Magdalene and Jesus's mother, Mary.

The male flesh tells more truth to the female than its equal gender. So those books would be more essential than the others.
You realise these stories weee written hundreds of years after Jesus death by no credible source and none of them knew who Jesus was so it’s literally King Arthur tier storytelling


You do realise that right?

RIGHT??
 
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Is that even credible?

How do these kids even know what 30 C.E Jesus did, when they wrote it in the second century :feelshah:

Don't forget the earth being made before the sun. Whatever that is
It’s not credible it’s just fan fiction written by randoms hundreds of years later

It’s like me writing a story on the life of Jesus today randomly out of the blue and making shit up. That’s what these Gnostic texts are. There’s a reason why they aren’t in any Christian cannon and why they are rejected outright and ALWYAS have been for the last 2k years
 
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It’s not credible it’s just fan fiction written by randoms hundreds of years later

It’s like me writing a story on the life of Jesus today randomly out of the blue and making shit up. That’s what these Gnostic texts are. There’s a reason why they aren’t in any Christian cannon and why they are rejected outright and ALWYAS have been for the last 2k years
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You realise these stories weee written hundreds of years after Jesus death by no credible source and none of them knew who Jesus was so it’s literally King Arthur tier storytelling


You do realise that right?

RIGHT??
I did consider that the Devil anticipated the birth and resurrection and inspired a writer to pen that later. But after reading in between the lines while respecting the metaphors, the book made him more man-like than only divine. Being a kid is tough enough. But being one with all-knowing and understanding of why he's there, I can see what he did as acceptable for his existence in the flesh of man. I can also understand why the death penalty had to happen, besides for our sins.

Have you ever crossed paths with an evil or mean kid before? Have you ever looked him up many years later? They never change! But some do progress in their wickedness.

I knew a kid who would get aggressive and creepy with girls and even younger boys. We called him Creature because he acted like a stranger among us. Welp, a decade later, during his twenties, after a concert, he busted a beer bottle across a 17-year-old girl's face and raped her while her face was split open.

The Infancy Gospel made his legend make sense. But it was indeed a venomous threat to future kings. So I get why King James prohibited its existence.
 
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I did consider that the Devil anticipated the birth and resurrection and inspired a writer to pen that later. But after reading in between the lines while respecting the metaphors, the book made him more man-like than only divine. Being a kid is tough enough. But being one with all-knowing and understanding of why he's there, I can see what he did as acceptable for his existence in the flesh of man. I can also understand why the death penalty had to happen, besides for our sins.

Have you ever crossed paths with an evil or mean kid before? Have you ever looked him up many years later? They never change! But some do progress in their wickedness.

I knew a kid who would get aggressive and creepy with girls and even younger boys. We called him Creature because he acted like a stranger among us. Welp, a decade later, during his twenties, after a concert, he busted a beer bottle across a 17-year-old girl's face and raped her while her face was split open.

The Infancy Gospel made his legend make sense. But it was indeed a venomous threat to future kings.
It didn’t fucking matter it’s a fake text a fable with 0 credibility didn’t matter what you found in there it’s as bullshit as the Quran and Book of Mormon
 
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It didn’t fucking matter it’s a fake text a fable with 0 credibility didn’t matter what you found in there it’s as bullshit as the Quran and Book of Mormon
One of my many regrets and failures was denying an angel because it was too inconvenient for me at the time. I was given three tries.

The first time I met him, he had just arrived. Wearing oversized shoes, highwaters, and a woman's sweater, he asked me, "Is this acceptable?"

I told him no. Then I said, "People will mock you because of the shoes, pants, and sweater." He smiled and said thank you, along with something about how others wouldn't have said anything. He tried on more clothes until he got it right.

From that day forward, I called him the Smiley Man.

Several days later, I'm riding a bike and see him standing in front of the place we had first met. He smiled and said hey. I stopped, and we discussed things. What we talked about, I forgot most of it. But Jesus was mentioned as well as women. One day, that convo will return, as this is a common thing with me.

The next day, back on the bike, I see him sitting on a bus bench across the street from the place we had first met. He smiled. I nodded. I kept peddling. I never saw him again.

The reason why I didn't stop was that I had to get back to my apartment for something meaningless.
 

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