Deleted member 906
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This happened two weeks ago, me and a chick were having amazing, hot sweaty sex. The girl (17F) big titties were bouncing everywhere. She has huge badonkers. Like, HUGE. Did I mention her badingadonkers are two huge watermelons? Anyways, my big juicy ballls were clapping against her FUPA when all of the sudden my MOM! (
) walks in and screams, saying we “can’t do this here” and “this is your fathers funeral” and stupid shit like that, but we kept going. I stared mom right in the eyes with my super-alpha hunter eyes and kept fuckin going. We went so hard I felt her piss on my big juicy eggplant (15 inch dick lol I know it’s small
) 5 fucking times. She was begging me to stop but I just kept going, and then she ripped right in half just like bacteria multiplying or whatever lol I didn’t take geometry so I don’t know all the scientific terms. My mother looked in amazement. She said I’m sorry for interrupting and left me and my two girlfriends alone. I kept going at it all fucking night, I busted so many times the entire funeral home was covered in my creamy white coom. My girlfriends spent all night licking it up and gargling it down their throats. So anyways chads.me, now that I just got done fucking my two beautiful girlfriends with giant tits again, are you mirin'?
) walks in and screams, saying we “can’t do this here” and “this is your fathers funeral” and stupid shit like that, but we kept going. I stared mom right in the eyes with my super-alpha hunter eyes and kept fuckin going. We went so hard I felt her piss on my big juicy eggplant (15 inch dick lol I know it’s small) 5 fucking times. She was begging me to stop but I just kept going, and then she ripped right in half just like bacteria multiplying or whatever lol I didn’t take geometry so I don’t know all the scientific terms. My mother looked in amazement. She said I’m sorry for interrupting and left me and my two girlfriends alone. I kept going at it all fucking night, I busted so many times the entire funeral home was covered in my creamy white coom. My girlfriends spent all night licking it up and gargling it down their throats. So anyways chads.me, now that I just got done fucking my two beautiful girlfriends with giant tits again, are you mirin'?
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and tbh I would’ve cried all night if you said YTA. 
Santa AINT got nothing on me 
except I give girls the chlamydia on my balls for Christmas 
