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As many of you know, I am a bouncer at a massive bar.
And I was having a mogger night, me and my boy were on 600mg of pregabalin so we were giga low inhib and euphoric. My boy has a girlfriend rn so we were just roaming around and I would cold approach by myself.
I was having INSANE success cold approaching, I made out with 11 girls last night. 6 HTB, one stacylite, 4 MTB. I don't know how I was so successful its utterly mind boggling. I would stand there for a minute and wait for an ioi and capitalize on it by insta approaching. The stacylite didnt give me an ioi, i risked it cuz of pregab inhib and approached , asked to dance than madeout![FeelsHah :feelshah: :feelshah:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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I got CHADSWARMED by a bachelorette party who I was basically a stripper for, I took my shirt off and they were mirin at my muscles and kissing on my abs and shit, so hot i got a huge boner from 50mg viagra and one of em touched it and giggled.
2 girls immediately cold approached me and said I should be a model because they said I was the hottest guy they have seen (fucking lol). I got the hot friends number and been texting her.
then it was 12pm, we close at 1245 so I was PRAYING nothing would go wrong but... A guy kept fucking around with our furniture, so we gave him one warning and if he did it again he was gone. He proceeded to do it again 30 seconds later so we go to remove him but there was 12 of them, and 2 of us. So i called on the radio code red (fight), because they punched my turbo incel framelet bouncer, so I instantly started throwing punches and knocked out one guy instantly.
We kept shoving them out the door and they wouldnt leave and kept swinging so I got my second knockout which knocked a guy down 2 steps. They hit me a few times but I was adrenalinemaxxed at this point so I didnt feel shit. I got hit in the ear which is ringing like crazy still.
I punched a guy in the side of the skull cuz he turned and BROKE MY FINGER
I don't even know how i got these scratches, prob when i got jumped by 3 of them and they got me on the floor. All the other bouncers were pussies, I and ONE other guy were fighting like 12 people. Eventually they hopped in and the group GOT THEIR ASSES WHOPPED, major win for us.
Then i got a text from a hot girl from tonight so I asked wyd and she said nothing so i said ill pick her up
This is CRAZY, she said we can hang in the car in a parking lot??? wtf JFL at women dude. But i pulled up and got a tera easy slay.
Shit is insane, JFL if you drink when u go out and dont just take pregab and baclofen.
And I was having a mogger night, me and my boy were on 600mg of pregabalin so we were giga low inhib and euphoric. My boy has a girlfriend rn so we were just roaming around and I would cold approach by myself.
I was having INSANE success cold approaching, I made out with 11 girls last night. 6 HTB, one stacylite, 4 MTB. I don't know how I was so successful its utterly mind boggling. I would stand there for a minute and wait for an ioi and capitalize on it by insta approaching. The stacylite didnt give me an ioi, i risked it cuz of pregab inhib and approached , asked to dance than madeout
I got CHADSWARMED by a bachelorette party who I was basically a stripper for, I took my shirt off and they were mirin at my muscles and kissing on my abs and shit, so hot i got a huge boner from 50mg viagra and one of em touched it and giggled.
2 girls immediately cold approached me and said I should be a model because they said I was the hottest guy they have seen (fucking lol). I got the hot friends number and been texting her.
then it was 12pm, we close at 1245 so I was PRAYING nothing would go wrong but... A guy kept fucking around with our furniture, so we gave him one warning and if he did it again he was gone. He proceeded to do it again 30 seconds later so we go to remove him but there was 12 of them, and 2 of us. So i called on the radio code red (fight), because they punched my turbo incel framelet bouncer, so I instantly started throwing punches and knocked out one guy instantly.
We kept shoving them out the door and they wouldnt leave and kept swinging so I got my second knockout which knocked a guy down 2 steps. They hit me a few times but I was adrenalinemaxxed at this point so I didnt feel shit. I got hit in the ear which is ringing like crazy still.
I punched a guy in the side of the skull cuz he turned and BROKE MY FINGER
I don't even know how i got these scratches, prob when i got jumped by 3 of them and they got me on the floor. All the other bouncers were pussies, I and ONE other guy were fighting like 12 people. Eventually they hopped in and the group GOT THEIR ASSES WHOPPED, major win for us.
Then i got a text from a hot girl from tonight so I asked wyd and she said nothing so i said ill pick her up
This is CRAZY, she said we can hang in the car in a parking lot??? wtf JFL at women dude. But i pulled up and got a tera easy slay.
Shit is insane, JFL if you drink when u go out and dont just take pregab and baclofen.