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Alright guys brace yourselves because this is huge, so basically I was looking at @Haven side profile pics when I suddenly came to the brutal realization that this kid is nothing less than an ancient nephilim descendant, as clearly indicated by his vertically elongated flattened skull, such skull shape is reserved for the elite.
Yeah you heard right, he has nephilim genes in his bloodline, for those that don't know it the nephilim were the descendants of angels who came down to earth to mate with woman.
ARE YOU IN UTTER DISBELIEF?! Me too, I can't believe we have been posting alongside someone with superior nephilim DNA all this time.
You guys know who else has nephilim DNA too? Jacob Rothschild, our boy Haven shares ancestry with one of the most powerful and wealthiest men in the world, he is undoubtedly destined for success.
Besides their large skulls, the nephilim were also known for being giants.
I am afraid that once Haven finally hits his growth spurt and goes from a 5'7" compressed manlet joke to a 12' behemoth it is gonna be over for us @moonblunt...
Yeah you heard right, he has nephilim genes in his bloodline, for those that don't know it the nephilim were the descendants of angels who came down to earth to mate with woman.
ARE YOU IN UTTER DISBELIEF?! Me too, I can't believe we have been posting alongside someone with superior nephilim DNA all this time.
You guys know who else has nephilim DNA too? Jacob Rothschild, our boy Haven shares ancestry with one of the most powerful and wealthiest men in the world, he is undoubtedly destined for success.
Besides their large skulls, the nephilim were also known for being giants.
I am afraid that once Haven finally hits his growth spurt and goes from a 5'7" compressed manlet joke to a 12' behemoth it is gonna be over for us @moonblunt...
I feel the need to make it clear that this thread is completely ironic and intended to make fun of his deformed skull shape, I know this is obvious to all of you, but Haven is probably too low sentient to catch on to the fact that we are clowning him on this thread, since his brain is stunted.
The reason for this is that he was abandoned by his biological parents in the woods when he was born, they wanted to get rid of him because he was an unwanted child, but he survived against all odds by feeding on worms.
Eventually a couple of peasants found this poor soul and decided to adopt him, but by then it was too late, the damage was already done...
Without someone to assure that he would develop properly, he ended up with an untreated plagiocepahlic skull which limited the growth of his brain, now his stunted brain only allows him to repeat "dnrd I mogged over" whenever someone roasts him on his hideous appearance.
REMINDER: IT IS UTTERLY OVER FOR YOU HAVEN, YOU NEED SEVERE CRANIAL REMODELING TO COME CLOSE TO BE REMOTELY GOOD LOOKING AND ON TOP OF THAT A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF LEG LENGTHENING TO REACH A HUMAN HEIGHT
The reason for this is that he was abandoned by his biological parents in the woods when he was born, they wanted to get rid of him because he was an unwanted child, but he survived against all odds by feeding on worms.
Eventually a couple of peasants found this poor soul and decided to adopt him, but by then it was too late, the damage was already done...
Without someone to assure that he would develop properly, he ended up with an untreated plagiocepahlic skull which limited the growth of his brain, now his stunted brain only allows him to repeat "dnrd I mogged over" whenever someone roasts him on his hideous appearance.
REMINDER: IT IS UTTERLY OVER FOR YOU HAVEN, YOU NEED SEVERE CRANIAL REMODELING TO COME CLOSE TO BE REMOTELY GOOD LOOKING AND ON TOP OF THAT A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF LEG LENGTHENING TO REACH A HUMAN HEIGHT
