Insane theory I have

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If you off yourself, you will get reborn as something that has a condition which is the result of the thing you used to rope with.

Clean shot to the brain? You get reborn with severe brain damage. Important chunks of your brain missing, or non usable.

You hang yourself? You’re born paralyzed with a spine issue. From the neck down you’re lifeless

You burn yourself alive or drown? You either get born with an insane skin condition which makes you look like a burn victim, or you get reborn with a lack of ability to breathe and you feel like you’re fighting for air unless you have an oxygen tank with you.

Cyanide? You get reborn with a toxic body that constantly needs meds and cannot develop properly due to blood / organ toxicity, etc etc.

now I don’t actually believe in any of this, I’m just speculating. What do you think?
 
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Reincarnate as something idk
 
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You need to get laid.
 
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wait .. so your saying theres a chance i can be reborn as Yuyevon ?
 
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How do you kill yourself with subhumanity??? cuz half this forums subhuman
 
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You need to get laid.
This is 100% a fact I missed out extremely hard ngl a good portion of niggas ended GR 12 with gf’s or ended up having sex at prom while I rotted home in depression and got roasted by foids the next day at school as my friends recovered from their alcohol fuelled sex binge the previous night and as a result didn’t show up
 
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@Tony thoughts?
 
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It’s some late night shit I thought up idk I’m trying to generate a conversation as I said I don’t believe in this I just want opinions
 
thinking of offing myself with a helicopter rotor blade so i can rebirth as a helicopter tbh
 
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thinking of offing myself with a helicopter rotor blade so i can rebirth as a helicopter tbh
Under this you would be reborn with half a body
 
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My theory is that when you die you become the monkey drinking his peepee gif
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vyanse fueled ramblings
 
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What happened if u kys by roids overdose?
 
Suicide by cop?

Be reborn black
 
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I wonder what sort of horrible twisted shit you have to use to rope in order to be reborn curry according to this theory
 
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