insecure over my girlfriend's dildo size

[recessed]

I just found out that my girlfriend hid a dildo in our bedroom that's significantly bigger than my cock. I'm about 6" erect and that's only when I push the ruler all the way down to my pelvic bone, while the dildo is easily 7" long and that's excluding all the extra length you can gain by squeezing the balls down. Do you guys think that she bought it because I'm not getting her off well enough? Kinda worried she's gonna cheat on me and i dont wanna lose her, it's hard to find a girl that would be OK in engaging in all of my kinks

 

[khvirgin]

I recently asked myself this. I’m slightly above average in length but I’m below average in girth. We’ve been married for 13 years. Our sex life became boring over the years. Sometimes we’d only have sex twice a month. I have always had insecurities about my size, and wondered if it was the reason. I know she’s been with men larger than me, and to be honest I always thought how their sessions went. So after all these years I turned to toys. Because of my own insecurities I started with a 6” slim lollicock. She wasn’t into it at all. Not even when it was with oral. I then tried small G spot vibrators, again not havin it. I swallowed my pride and bought an hitachi body wand, a 7” x 5.5 “ suction dildo w/ balls, and blush 14” x 4” double ended(length was for holding). Filled her up with the fat one(so sexy) used the wand on her clit, performed oral. She grabbed my head harder than ever before. Her eyes rolled and never came back. Then I laid her on her back, I layed sideways on my side(if that makes sense) l entered first then the 14” went in with me(not all 14). She immediately began to grip the bedsheets, and rocking her hips. The only complete sentence she was able to form was “ what the fuck is this?” She was soaking wet no lube needed. I pulled out to get close and kiss her body. She grabbed my dick and started giving me aggressive head. She has never given oral after I had been inside her, like never. It was the type of night where anything was on the table. She probably could’ve used a toy on me it was so hot. At the end she was shaking and her legs were noodles. She told me it was the best sex she’s ever had. Keep in mind she’s always been brutally honest with me from the beginning, so I knew I wasn’t competing with her ex’s. Until now. She told me “sex has got me high before but that was ecstasy.” Now it’s like she fell in love all over again. Her monthly started the next day so we haven’t been able to do it again, but I can tell she’s really looking forward to it. We work opposite shifts so we talk on the phone. Our quick calls we’ve been making all year have turned into hour long conversations. So to answer your question go big or stay home.

 

[Deleted member 13754]

I just found out that my girlfriend hid a dildo in our bedroom that's significantly bigger than my cock. I'm about 6" erect and that's only when I push the ruler all the way down to my pelvic bone, while the dildo is easily 7" long and that's excluding all the extra length you can gain by squeezing the balls down. Do you guys think that she bought it because I'm not getting her off well enough? Kinda worried she's gonna cheat on me and i dont wanna lose her, it's hard to find a girl that would be OK in engaging in all of my kinks

I don't even think this a copypasta either lmao

 

[hebbewem]

Yeah she bought because you have small dick

 

[recessed]

I don't even think this a copypasta either lmao

it's literally not

 

[recessed]

Yeah she bought because you have small dick

i dont though, it's above average and it only looks small on me because I'm 6'3

 

[hebbewem]

i dont though, it's above average and it only looks small on me because I'm 6'3

You said you are 6 inch bonepress and non bone press is the only thing that counts and below 7 is small

 

[recessed]

You said you are 6 inch bonepress and non bone press is the only thing that counts and below 7 is small

it's not small statistically speaking, avg dick size is 5.5" bonepressed

 

[Darkthrone]

"My girlfriends dildo"
That's the exact reason why I got rid of my last one

 

[Deleted member 17301]

I just found out that my girlfriend hid a dildo in our bedroom that's significantly bigger than my cock. I'm about 6" erect and that's only when I push the ruler all the way down to my pelvic bone, while the dildo is easily 7" long and that's excluding all the extra length you can gain by squeezing the balls down. Do you guys think that she bought it because I'm not getting her off well enough? Kinda worried she's gonna cheat on me and i dont wanna lose her, it's hard to find a girl that would be OK in engaging in all of my kinks

>my girlfriends dildo size
stopped reading there lmao

 

[Kroker]

What's your kinks? list them please

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. I had a similar ordeal with an ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex.... So one day, I'm tidying the bedroom, vacuuming the carpet, dusting the furniture, and was in the process of removing the bed linen to be washed and, Whoopie comoopy! I find an unusual object under the bed on her side. It was a pocket pussy. "Pocket pussy?" I pondered to myself. "What is a woman doing with a pocket pussy?" Ugh. I was baffled.

Later that evening, I decided to interrogate the suspect. So we're laying in bed as she's browsing the TV with Roku and I begin the questioning. "Ugh. If only I had a pocket pussy, uh?" I said as I glanced at her.

"Um. You have my pussy." She replied then reached down and grabbed her ass cheek and massaged it. "As well as my asshole. It's still swollen."

"Right. But what if...uh?" I persisted to push hard and deep for volunteer information. She became suspicious.

"Okay, I get it," she said then scooted over the bed and searched under it with her hands. "Okay! Where's my pocket pussy, Jim!" She became anxiously irritated.

So I reached over on my side—I had placed the pussy under a stiffed dried cumrag on the floor I keep for sentimental values and manifested it to her. "Are you talking about this pocket pussy?" She quickly snatched it from my hand.

"Yup! That's the one. And you better not have widened it." She pushed her fingers into the crevice and dabbled with the Ultraskyn TPE material.

"Ugh. I'm confused. How are you getting off on a pocket pussy? You have no dick."

"Maybe I like to play with it." She said with a grin then suggested something, "Maybe I'm suggesting something here, Jim."

"Ugh. Well. Good luck with that. I'm going to sleep." And so I went to sleep.

 

[recessed]

Ugh. I had a similar ordeal with an ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex.... So one day, I'm tidying the bedroom, vacuuming the carpet, dusting the furniture, and was in the process of removing the bed linen to be washed and, Whoopie comoopy! I find an unusual object under the bed on her side. It was a pocket pussy. "Pocket pussy?" I pondered to myself. "What is a woman doing with a pocket pussy?" Ugh. I was baffled.

Later that evening, I decided to interrogate the suspect. So we're laying in bed as she's browsing the TV with Roku and I begin the questioning. "Ugh. If only I had a pocket pussy, uh?" I said as I glanced at her.

"Um. You have my pussy." She replied then reached down and grabbed her ass cheek and massaged it. "As well as my asshole. It's still swollen."

"Right. But what if...uh?" I persisted to push hard and deep for volunteer information. She became suspicious.

"Okay, I get it," she said then scooted over the bed and searched under it with her hands. "Okay! Where's my pocket pussy, Jim!" She became anxiously irritated.

So I reached over on my side—I had placed the pussy under a stiffed dried cumrag on the floor I keep for sentimental values and manifested it to her. "Are you talking about this pocket pussy?" She quickly snatched it from my hand.

"Yup! That's the one. And you better not have widened it." She pushed her fingers into the crevice and dabbled with the Ultraskyn TPE material.

"Ugh. I'm confused. How are you getting off on a pocket pussy? You have no dick."

"Maybe I like to play with it." She said with a grin then suggested something, "Maybe I'm suggesting something here, Jim."

"Ugh. Well. Good luck with that. I'm going to sleep." And so I went to sleep.

did u have a stroke at beginning

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

did u have a stroke at beginning

Not me. I'm not what you're imagining but if it helps you to cope and feel better about yourself, then, I'm your huckleberry.

 

[Alt Number 3]

Jfl

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Jfl

a woman's dildo is a woman's practice. a woman's vibrator is a woman's euphoria. Did You Know? Women rehearse sex positions in the mirror and kissing motions when eating ice cream and drinking from a water fountain. srs. and what i just shared women would rather see me expunged from the earth.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

I recently asked myself this. I’m slightly above average in length but I’m below average in girth. We’ve been married for 13 years. Our sex life became boring over the years. Sometimes we’d only have sex twice a month. I have always had insecurities about my size, and wondered if it was the reason. I know she’s been with men larger than me, and to be honest I always thought how their sessions went. So after all these years I turned to toys. Because of my own insecurities I started with a 6” slim lollicock. She wasn’t into it at all. Not even when it was with oral. I then tried small G spot vibrators, again not havin it. I swallowed my pride and bought an hitachi body wand, a 7” x 5.5 “ suction dildo w/ balls, and blush 14” x 4” double ended(length was for holding). Filled her up with the fat one(so sexy) used the wand on her clit, performed oral. She grabbed my head harder than ever before. Her eyes rolled and never came back. Then I laid her on her back, I layed sideways on my side(if that makes sense) l entered first then the 14” went in with me(not all 14). She immediately began to grip the bedsheets, and rocking her hips. The only complete sentence she was able to form was “ what the fuck is this?” She was soaking wet no lube needed. I pulled out to get close and kiss her body. She grabbed my dick and started giving me aggressive head. She has never given oral after I had been inside her, like never. It was the type of night where anything was on the table. She probably could’ve used a toy on me it was so hot. At the end she was shaking and her legs were noodles. She told me it was the best sex she’s ever had. Keep in mind she’s always been brutally honest with me from the beginning, so I knew I wasn’t competing with her ex’s. Until now. She told me “sex has got me high before but that was ecstasy.” Now it’s like she fell in love all over again. Her monthly started the next day so we haven’t been able to do it again, but I can tell she’s really looking forward to it. We work opposite shifts so we talk on the phone. Our quick calls we’ve been making all year have turned into hour long conversations. So to answer your question go big or stay home.

size doesn't matter reddit kweens told me

 

[LooksOrDeath]

a woman's dildo is a woman's practice. a woman's vibrator is a woman's euphoria. Did You Know? Women rehearse sex positions in the mirror and kissing motions when eating ice cream and drinking from a water fountain. srs. and what i just shared women would rather see me expunged from the earth.

Screw off Jim don't you know women aren't perverted and don't think about sex like men do??

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Screw off Jim don't you know women aren't perverted and don't think about sex like men do??

Sure they do. But not in the desperate way men does. A woman can cum on herself without touching her clit. Fact. Just like they can turn their tear glands on/off like a faucet.

 

[recessed]

Sure they do. But not in the desperate way men does. A woman can cum on herself without touching her clit. Fact. Just like they can turn their tear glands on/off like a faucet.

interesting

 

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average reddit post

 

[thecel]

a woman's dildo is a woman's practice. a woman's vibrator is a woman's euphoria. Did You Know? Women rehearse sex positions in the mirror and kissing motions when eating ice cream and drinking from a water fountain. srs. and what i just shared women would rather see me expunged from the earth.

men rehearse handjobs multiple times a day

 

[dracoreptile]

OGRE BRO

I GOT LIKE 10"