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ascended(kinda). EVERYTHING I POST IS SATIRE
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i went through my brother's instagram followers and i saw so many blonde stacies, even one of them who does modeling. he probably slayed them all because he is nt, has a mogger jawline, and is 6'2", while i'm here with my weak chin and standing at 5'10", rotting on an incel forum all day. this was so suifuel. he has more than 1k followers too. but then i had an idea. i'll just follow them all and maybe they'll follow me back. and they did! they probably thought something like, 'oh, is that his autistic brother? i'll follow him back because i don't want to make him feel bad.' now, i have so many blonde stacies following me. but then i realized, holy shit, i share like 100 mutuals with him. so, i just blocked him. if he asks me why my insta isn't appearing for him, i'll just say that i deactivated my instagram account.
