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Kraken
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Aight so there is this german guy who has just moved in my neighbourhood
Why is the fact he's german so important??/ Well, i hold deutschboys in high regard. Ngl, i respect ppl from my country more (if u dont respect ppl with whom u share the same country, the same pheno... your a low t cuck
), but i just have a thing for germans. I am a neo-nazi myself
so of course, i want to contribute in the future at extending the Greater German Empire
moving on
His name is Fritz if i recall correctly and hes really tall and nice!!!
![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Great so i was in my room, jerking it off, killing a nigger pulling the trigger and ...overall ldaring on .me and on the forums..........
WHEN SUDDENLY......i hear a KNOCK at the door.......
>inb4 mirin high class door
Ngl, i was pretty disturbed, since at the moment i was jerking off and naturally i dont welcome guests in my mansion
...But i was still curious.......Who could it be???????
So here i head towards the door, being totally clueless about my guest.....
Me![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
SURPRISE SURPIRSE!!!!
EES MY FREN FRITZ!!!
![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
NOW, I WANTED TO WELCOME FRITZ IN A FRIENDLY WAY.............. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO SO THAN TO PLAY A NAZI MARCH IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE DOING THE NAZI SALUTE AND SAYING SIEG HEIL AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE??????
SO I FIRED UP ALEXA AND TOLD HER TO PLAY THIS IN THE BACKGROUND:
(play this for maximum effect![Wink ;) ;)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
)
ALRIGHT SO AS SOON AS I OPEN THE DOOR, I STAND UP STRAIGHT, FLEX EVERY SINGLE MUSCLE OF MY FACE
DO THE NAZI SALUTE
AND WITH ALL THE AIR I COULD BREATHE IN BY FILLING MY LUNGS TO THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT......I LOUDLY SCREAM........
..........
...........
...............
...........
Unfortunately Fritz didnt share the same enthusiasm as me.........Actually he seemed rather appalled.............![Neutral face :neutral_face: 😐](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f610.png)
![Confused face :confused: 😕](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f615.png)
![Confused face :confused: 😕](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f615.png)
![Worried face :worried: 😟](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f61f.png)
He told me he needed a lighter, since he lost his...and i asked him:
And then he furiously closed the door and ran away
![Frown :( :(](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Needless to say me and him are no longer talking.........Idk why he behaved like that,...i was just tryna be nice!!!![Worried face :worried: 😟](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f61f.png)
![Worried face :worried: 😟](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f61f.png)
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f633.png)
Yeah and that is the end
tagging my angels, my geniuses, my friends: @Proex @youngmaxxing @Ritalincel @brbbrah @thehealingfields @TheLurch
@Original @GreenTea @Collagen or rope @RAITEIII @xefo69 @WannaBeGigachad @Zakamg @Alexanderr @WadlowMaxxing
@St. Wristcel @Warlow @Lev Peshkov
Why is the fact he's german so important??/ Well, i hold deutschboys in high regard. Ngl, i respect ppl from my country more (if u dont respect ppl with whom u share the same country, the same pheno... your a low t cuck
moving on
His name is Fritz if i recall correctly and hes really tall and nice!!!
Great so i was in my room, jerking it off, killing a nigger pulling the trigger and ...overall ldaring on .me and on the forums..........
WHEN SUDDENLY......i hear a KNOCK at the door.......
>inb4 mirin high class door
Ngl, i was pretty disturbed, since at the moment i was jerking off and naturally i dont welcome guests in my mansion
...But i was still curious.......Who could it be???????
So here i head towards the door, being totally clueless about my guest.....
Me
SURPRISE SURPIRSE!!!!
NOW, I WANTED TO WELCOME FRITZ IN A FRIENDLY WAY.............. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO SO THAN TO PLAY A NAZI MARCH IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE DOING THE NAZI SALUTE AND SAYING SIEG HEIL AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE??????
SO I FIRED UP ALEXA AND TOLD HER TO PLAY THIS IN THE BACKGROUND:
(play this for maximum effect
ALRIGHT SO AS SOON AS I OPEN THE DOOR, I STAND UP STRAIGHT, FLEX EVERY SINGLE MUSCLE OF MY FACE
DO THE NAZI SALUTE
AND WITH ALL THE AIR I COULD BREATHE IN BY FILLING MY LUNGS TO THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT......I LOUDLY SCREAM........
..........
...........
...............
...........
Unfortunately Fritz didnt share the same enthusiasm as me.........Actually he seemed rather appalled.............
![Neutral face :neutral_face: 😐](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f610.png)
![Confused face :confused: 😕](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f615.png)
![Confused face :confused: 😕](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f615.png)
![Worried face :worried: 😟](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f61f.png)
He told me he needed a lighter, since he lost his...and i asked him:
"FOR THE JEWS????"
And then he furiously closed the door and ran away
Needless to say me and him are no longer talking.........Idk why he behaved like that,...i was just tryna be nice!!!
![Worried face :worried: 😟](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f61f.png)
![Worried face :worried: 😟](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f61f.png)
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f633.png)
Yeah and that is the end
tagging my angels, my geniuses, my friends: @Proex @youngmaxxing @Ritalincel @brbbrah @thehealingfields @TheLurch
@Original @GreenTea @Collagen or rope @RAITEIII @xefo69 @WannaBeGigachad @Zakamg @Alexanderr @WadlowMaxxing
@St. Wristcel @Warlow @Lev Peshkov
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